Relevant question: How many wafers do you need to eat to have eaten a whole Jesus

sacrilege

I like the chocolate-coated communion wafers

dare I ask what part of Jesus' body was the chocolate?

also which wafer represents which part

the many many questions that Transubstantiation brings to the table, aside from Jesus' flesh and blood of course

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Mark (CG) : I think communion wafers is to the body of christ as surimi is to seafood/crab.

Jesus Christ got into a food processor, turned into a puree, and then pressed into wafer-shaped disks, and then dried on a dehydrator. Voila!

truly a miracle

Faramond : you gotta get all the juices out first to turn into wine

wanderer : Oh, of course, you need to squeeze all the wine of of the pureed Jesus flesh first.