Someone put an old Keurig in the breakroom at my office. This is a miracle because the badness of ouf breakeoom's coffee has been a source of office humor for years. I can just throw some pods in my purse and have something not terrible.

VICTORY

We literally have this conversation "I want some coffee." "Me too but I have to settle for the crap in the breakroom"

"Brother's Best™ what? floor sweepings??"

(when the work brand was Brother's Best™, of course)

don't know about brothers best I'm pretty sure it is floor sweepings