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[rl not related to me but related to adults creeping on teens]
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i had to share this story because, i hope this girl got hers
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Tey leaves for work this morning and there's a gold van in the front, Tey doesn't think much of it as they're getting in their car to go to work
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but the woman in the van stops her and asks who lives next to us in the building
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Tey explains that oh, it's an older lady who takes care of her grandchildren, to the disappointment of the woman, who asks-- "Not a skinny little hispanic bitch?" (this story has nothing to do with me i promise)
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Tey goes, no, ofc, bc none of us have seen the dark haired light skinned woman the lady was talking about
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but Tey has to ask why, of course
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to which they received the answer
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"The bitch is 33 and going with my 15 year old son, so I want her to come outside."
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that went from 0 to 60 to lightspeed
𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕪🐸
oh lord
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YEAH
ULTROHAZARDOUS🐙
holy shit
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jesus fuckshitting christmas
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to which Tey was like holy shit and get 'er, ofc, and is like
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"I'm almost 30 and I would never"
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to which mom goes
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"I'm 37"
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JESUS
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SONNNNNNNNNNNN
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I NEED AN ADULT, WHAT THE FUCK,
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SHE ALMOST AS OLD AS YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ash!!1
This escalated quickly gosh
ѕαмѕα
jesus
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BOI WHAT THE HELL IS YOU TWO DOING
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YEAH none of us know if she got the bitch or not but godspeed
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i mean obvs i wouldn't put this fully on the kid by any means but it's a big HOLY FUCK all around
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no ofc not but it's hard to phrase the holy fuck at the age differene the other way around
𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕪🐸
it's not on the kid at all lmfao good fucking god. i'm just
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yeah it's
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yeah
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"you're going out with a kid whose mom you're the same age as" doesn't hit as insanely as "you're going out with a woman as old as your mom" but it is still technically the same amount of fucked up
𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕪🐸
not the biggest fan of police but this is a situation they might be needed for tbqh. that's straight up Not Okay
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she seems to have sounded like she had it handled
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and once again this is not a person i know personally so like
cataro yumenya
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD
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i do not have any bearing on this situation
𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕪🐸
i'm not advocating you do anything
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godspeed to mama bear tho, hope she turns this lady inside out lmfao
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my only worry is that i... do not know of anyone in our building that matches the description?
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so like, was it the other apartments. was it the wrong side? is there a second J building
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did she find her
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i'll never know
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is he being catfished???? does this woman exist????????????
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i don't know
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but what a wild story
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good luck mom
☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
Good luck mom indeed....
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
holy shit wwhat the fuck
ღ zipper noises
h-holy shit
tsuchinoko real
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