From Twitter, for the Cat People:

opening a can of tuna
Cat: Oh my GOD
Me: No-
Cat: SECOND dinner??
Me: No, this is m-
taps me with her paw
Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT
Me: Please stop
jumps up on the counter

Me: Jesus christ
Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK
Me: Please don't-
Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO

Jesse Nowack: 'She does this with ANY can. I opened beans the other day and she was SO pumped and then I let her smell it and the look of pure betrayal on her face cut me deep inside'

'She does not forgive and she does not forget'

'Fur daughter has knocked over the hamper in defiance and will NOT be SILENCED'

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