I always get the urge to do these big, detail intensive plurk threads when I'm out and about all day, and then by the time I'm home I'm too tired or else I've psyched myself out.

oh same

I wanna do this one REAL BAD because it's about something that just came up in VR but also a lot of people have opinions about it so I'm like UH, I. HANG ON LET ME GET MY SOURCES. But then also.... I get spooped

opinions

I like them

everything ok?

YEAH sorry I went quiet from Cat Shenanigans...... thank you ;; mAYBE I'LL DO A THING TONIGHT I'm feeling feisty

yeah but you have correct opinions so it's fine

??? what even about

you can't say stuff like this and then not elaborate, I'm gonna be psyched out all day now

sdfmngfksdfgsdf I'm 99% sure I know what it is but now I'm anxious Raile's not saying on purpose

I think it's homestuck related tho

I guess there's a 1% chance this is Pokemon noodling but

Hhcfgefg IT'S JUST, DIRKJAKE and how what we see in the Epilogues tracks for both of them mostly but also uhhh looks bad, Todd

OKAY I was like

have I been fucking something up that railes mad about

Ghbxhrtvy NO I'M LESS SHY ABOUT THAT TBH only fandom is scary to me

OH GOSH

oh boy

I'm so ready

time for two idiots have terrible interpretations on their crush

HAHA yeah they. They're actually very similar in a lot of ways and this is a DISASTER for both of them.

it is my favorite disaster

Same.... the Epilogues are just, DirkJake Divorce Fever and ofc as soon as Homestuck^2 hit it was like SURPRISE! They have not stopped being disasters about each other even a little.

g o d

they both need so much therapy

I'm sorry guys, Healing Dick is a trope that doesn't function irl

Dirk does not and will not believe that,

Jane...god I hoped she never believed that? but afaik at this point in time she does not believe that

Dirk specifically has an issue (I'm about to plurk about this in more detail but) where he... genuinely, wholeheartedly puts the entirety of his emotional needs and fulfillment on his partner and expects that to not only work out for him, but effectively fix him? As a person?

But, due to his bizarro land idea of masculinity and sexuality... he can't even say that part to them. He just expects all of this to be communicated and fulfilled effectively without having to be said. Partially because saying it is fucking terrifying and partially because "you construct intricate rituals etc"

Dirk's intense fear of abandonment and rejection butt right up against his inability to sacrifice even an iota of the image he holds himself to lest everything he ever valued be destroyed and he as a person who meant or represented anything cease to exist

Which is where we get to "your feelings don't matter"