Finally. FINALLY! Going to see Rise of Skywalker. I've been spoiled already for every possible twist and I don't care I'm going to go see it in an hour. :3

the real plot is everyone’s a skywalker

u too can be a skywalker

yessss

yessssssss

good, good

It ends with everyone standing up one by one declaring "I am Skywalker."

I was going to finally see it tonight but we're having an obnoxious snowfall with no plows to be seen, so you won't be the actual last person on earth