A Hunky Holiday Starter!

I only did three prompts, a couple of them pretty open-ended, so please feel free to gimme a hoot about specific things you may be interested in. I'm happy to do up more specified starters.

I wanted to get to tags and the MoM Gala tonight, but I burned out early today and have to head upstate tomorrow, so. raspberries to it.

ey giiiirl!

what're we getting up to inside or outside of this party?

i was just here thinking about them on the food and bang train lmfao

We can make it happen, haha. So long as Re-L's willing to put up with a lotta Hunk being POSITIVE that they're DEFINITELY GONNA FALL.

dskjfhdf HUNK PLS

What a nerd.

Yup. But he's a precious nerd.

He might be okay if he sits there and does all the math first. Otherwise, he's going to, like...

"Okay but you be on top because we probably don't want a certain fat dude rocking the van here if you know what I mean..."

"Quick! Somebody get me a Texas Instrument 83, or whatever passes for one here!"

Lmao yes. Sad but true!

they just become food dates that end in dessert and then dessert

That's the way he gets by.