if my characters were routes in a dating sim which would you pick?

King.

Let the hot disaster lady show me a fun time.

whichever one has the crazy wild ride of romance that leads to a break up in the end

I'm too old for most of the characters I play with right now... Therion would pick Zagreus though

Ain’t no way Zagreus is straight so

He would show you a good time for sure but you have to be careful on his route or you’ll get caught up in a revenge quest or, even worse, get fucked by Zeus

Oh geez

Kαтѕσηα 2024✰ : King, probably

Yeah, no, Therion's not dealing with Zeus, he's outtie, but thanks for being a dude he can climb like a tree

King

Bai Lin

King

...... yeah, it'd be Lin for me too

Lin’s route involves a surprising amount of moral conflict

And if you don’t do the morally right thing hard enough the route dead ends