๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
x2 I just have to share this at large, but this book-- has 9 say.... and I quote: "Tough titty"
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
that...yeaaaah
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Okay well MAYBE I can see 2 goosing Jamie to be a brat becuse that's hilarious but that's an entirely different context
coco_rose
Two is a perfect angel, how could you think such horrible things of him!
coco_rose
Sounds like he doesn't understand the character he is writing for.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
but really sometimes it doesn't feel like he understands the franchise he's writing for
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
what kind of fucking reason was there to put Rose in the equivalent of a fur bikini???
coco_rose
o_O'' nooo idea
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
because the horse thinks he's the god of horses
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
he didn't even need to have a horse to begin with
coco_rose
Because horses... can read... now...
coco_rose
Riiiiiigggghhhhtttt
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
if he'd talked to the hores and could speak horse
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Well apparently it does pictures too, pyschic paper but
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
so Rose gets married to caveman Dan so they'll be family so they'll listen to her to protect themselves and my only reacion is
coco_rose
Because just explaining to them how they could be safe was too easy?
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
well they wouldn't listen because they're the most powerful tribe etc etc but it's still stuid
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Rose is like, I don't want to hang out iwth these cavemen. They attack neandrathals just because
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
and Rose is like so why do you hang out with us then
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The Doctor looked into her eyes, serious: "You can be brilliant, terrible, generous, cruel... But you're never boring."
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
just going to transfer this here because why not but APPARENTLY part of the wedding ceremony is slapping rose with an oily fish
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
WHICH I can kind of see where it's coming from given the exchange of bodily fluids
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
but this book works under the assumption that 9 is a comedian which he'snot and doesn't address the pain udnderneath
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
so Rose's husband was used obvs and attacks 9 who trips him to the ground and is like
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
it's a nasty thing being used but you'll get over it. Not in so many words but pretty much
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Like if the guy was an ass yeah maybe but um no?
coco_rose
How to make the Doctor unlikable.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Like yeah 9 can get a bit I'm the superior around Rose but not to that extent
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
also 9 says Rose is inhuman becuse she cares which apparently is not a thing humans do idk
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
also like she created these monsters to be the perfect species because human minds are so hunting oriented
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
like granted it's pretty cool how she manages to separate Rose's head from her body and everyhing is still alive and uses it to strong arm the Doctor but it's very
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
POINTLESSLY FLASHY LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS AND DON'T THIN TOO HARD
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
somehow the Doctor gave them the ability to spit flaming acid to kill their enemies
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
ugh and of course we go back to Anna Marie digging
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
who is FAT by the way and HAIRY and therefor UNDESIRABLE
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
and her father cried because he thought she'd never get married
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
oh and of course she has a sister who is thin as a stick
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
because it doesn't matter what kind of person Anna Marie or her sister are
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Jack is like this girl ha s aface only a mother and neandrathal could love
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Jack is bored by peace and wants somewhere where there's a war on
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
genocide is bad except when it comes to a species that is dangerous to you
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
because 9 doesn't have annnyyy problems with genociding a species that wants to kill him
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
after all it's not like Rose stopped him from shooting a dalek or anything
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
okay well it's apparently not genocide which is cool
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
but also letting those monsters eat anything not human is going to severely disturb the local ecosystem and cause shortages to the natives in the area wich is going to lead to competition of resources
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
ugh so of course Quillen oggles Rose in her fur bikini
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
I'm also slightly :/ that Anna Marie's family is Irish
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Quilley sighed. He couldn't change history bu he could help make this msall part of it more civlizied. More human
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
second of all the civlized part is really problematic
Just Lore
Just Lore
I almost want to read that just to see this shit show for myself....... Almost.
Just Lore
I'll have to check it out
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
these 50th anniversary ones are something else.
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