What does your character want to know about mine? 
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What does your character want to know about mine?
What does your character want to know about mine?
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honestly my answer for both of mine is just a huge ?????
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like neither of them actually really know anything, and claraโs cool with it bc she senses that a lot of itโs Bad and itโll come out when it comes out
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mainly clara wants to know what he looks like in short shorts, and mike wants to know if he like has a job or something like what do you even do
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HAAAH WADE TALKING ABOUT THE BAD THINGS?? good luck waiting on that
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he'll wear booty shorts she just has to steer him in that direction sheesh
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and is he asking as in what he does in deer or in general because the answer for both is that he's the tooth fairy
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mainly in deer bc I mean like, he knows where everyone else he knows works but wades just. around.
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โso youโre unemployedโ
โso youโre unemployedโ
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WOW FIRST OF ALL HE DOES MERCENARY WORK .... which these days involves odd jobs like mowing the Betty's lawns or fixing stuff they cant ... weeps but also SCARING SKEEVY PPL AND REAL MERC STUFF OK
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he also works at FEAR
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sees him mowing someone's lawn "oh you're a yard guy"
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you're grounded
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he made a logical deduction
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you can't punish him for logic and curiosity
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grounded
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yard guy
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kids say the fuckin darndest things
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klaus mainly wants to know why wade is allowed to wear a mask if his face belongs on fuckin. gq or whatever
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and yes i did just google to see if ryreynolds has been on the cover of said magazine and, well, he has, unsurprisingly
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the most recent one was a rly nice shoot too
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but uhhh because at this point it's his safety blanket
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idk how Peter deals tbh
idk how Peter deals tbh
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i don't think i could deal and i'm gay af
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I'M ASSUMING PETER WILL KNOW WHAT WADE LOOKS LIKE BY NOW but atm in our thread, he wants to know what he looks like... Also just in general, where did he come from, what does he do, why do he and Henry hate each other so much. You saved him and he has many questions now!!!
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ok now klaus would like to know if they have an open relationship (in this au where hes aware wade is dating someone)
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bc uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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