ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Finally looking at event things and
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I WANT ALL OF THIS SO MUCH
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
And Cor's going to have animal parts all fucking month because that latte sounds fucking amazing
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
/sprouts ears.... gives 0 fucks
Maraich
I want to do the animal ears, too
Maraich
No plot
Maraich
Just cute ears
Maraich
And then kissing
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
nya
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Maraich : Cor and Ver should get tied together
Maraich
lol
Maraich
"Everything is wrong with the world."
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Happen to both be heading to the archives and suddenly....
ღмσмεяvα
sits in here
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
nya
Maraich
/get tied to Will
"The world is good."
/get tied to Cor
"AT LEAST DISARM HIM BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME HERE"
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
literally the only one of these he won't be thrilled to drink is the strawberry monstrosity
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he'll feed that to Regis but ew
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
the cider is nice but he can be a heater whenever he wants
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
once he realizes what the tea does he'll never touch it again
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lattes and wine ftw
Infychu
LMAO
Infychu
/scritches Cor's new ears
Infychu
Plz don't do each other a violence tho you two
Maraich
Save them
Infychu
Be nice B|X /sits on them both, cuddles mercilessly
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yes Will sit on them both and give Cor an aneurysm
Maraich
Will gets a call of people screaming for help
Infychu
(LOL)
Infychu
He's on his way, NO STABBING.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmfao yes
ღмσмεяvα
will is on the way "you gotta be kind"
Maraich
ღмσмεяvα
Dr. Will
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
oh no
Maraich
"What a nice sword you have."
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
"you're very... dedicated."
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
:|
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
idk which I want more... Cor winding down with wine one evening and everyone in the house possibly being subjected to smooches that he would be horrifically embarrassed about later
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
smooches
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or sharing some wine over their lunch date~ inadequate tits
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
do BOTH
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
once he knows what it DOES he won't do the other!
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
damn fair point
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
so embarrassing smooches for his King and perhaps an apocalypse and/or the goodest advisor
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or accidentally getting all up on her Grace
Infychu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : idk does Ardyn want a smooch or a Coreul in his lap?
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
he’ll take a cuddle
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but what if coeurl whiskers lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Also I love that there's an event for secret telling right after Cor did his spoilers fffffff
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
good job me
inadequate tits
SLAMS HANDS DOWN
inadequate tits
make it so
inadequate tits
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao and then Lup's like "forget the stealth let's go" and Cor implodes
inadequate tits
she is very good at making things explode admittedly
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao
inadequate tits
I just love the spy thriller metal image of them having two different conversations via actual speech and the telepathy
inadequate tits
and then in the middle of it wine addled lup is just like I WANNA SMOOCH HIS FUCKIN BRAINS OUT
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lup would have to convince Cor later that the wine only helped, y'know
inadequate tits
she can certainly try
inadequate tits
"we were making it look like a date, right. so me climbing you like a tree and smearing your face with lipstick was very convincing"
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
"yes... well... I'm sorry outside influences forced you to feel the need to do that."
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Don't worry, Lup. It was the wine, clearly not because you have any interest in a grumpy old man
inadequate tits
oh well that just means she'd have to kiss him again when it wears off I guess. just to clear the air.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
which is going to be his response for anyone that smooches him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
bfgjdsknjk
Infychu
/ogles
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
b-but
inadequate tits
yes you have a nice butt too
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
inadequate tits
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I want it omg
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
this fucking disaster man thinks no one wants him
inadequate tits
I can make a prompt for cor in her toplevel to set it up?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yes good
inadequate tits
what a fool. hes become very popular
inadequate tits
even if it's just casual, a bit of fun never killed anyone
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's not so sure about that
inadequate tits
ok fair, a bit of fun has probably killed her at least 3 times
inadequate tits
worth it tho
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lup
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
also I suppose if it starts with Lup he can just tell himself it's cause she was tipsy from too much and then have a cup on his own at home (thinking)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if anyone else wants a smooch daintily
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
smooches
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
so forward, cor
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
He'd apologize so much later
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he did not mean to creeper on you sweet child
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
ignis would just tell him he doesn't need to apologize
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Cor... Cor he's 22
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
b/c like he clearly doesn't??
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
HE'S NOT A BABY, HE'S A GROWN MAN, GOSH
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
BUT
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
COR REMEMBERS HIM AS A BABY
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
listen everyone is a baby at some point
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yes but......
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
wait.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
his boyfriend is younger than Ignis
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Oh Sweet Shiva
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
HAHAHAHA
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
poor cor
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
at least lup is older than him?
Infychu
LMAO
Infychu
Will may be around Ignis' age, I never pinned down an exact age for him yet.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
look this is partially because he's doing the experimenting he should have done in his teens/20s now
Infychu
But also, please smooch these people, they're all hot and Cor is hot and Will wouldn't mind watching TBQH.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
because... there is no war in Ba Sing Se Scourge in Havenwell
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Also he's apparently ending up in jail this Solstice
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
what did you do cor
Infychu
No ending up in jail, Cor, he has to distract you during the Longest Night. (nottalking)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Verstael might be commiting wine sins on his boyfriend
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
omfg
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fuck I literally had Cor dump all of his secrets last month
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
idk if there's anything I can have him spill for regains
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I know what he'd get and it would be of particular interest to Verstael but.....
Infychu
Talk about Mors?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
oh
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
like... actually admit how abusive he was?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
what?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
no no
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
can't do that
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
you don't speak ill of the crown
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Also.... ღмσмεяvα I really want to get Cor a plant and with what they've been talking about recently (re: how do relax) it would be stupidly cute if she got him a plant since she also chills by tending to Kova?
Maraich
Excuse you, he's doing good in the world with a little bit of wine in him
Maraich
He'll spend part of it studying his own ears and part of it jumping on Will
Maraich
All good things
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and the part immediately after it dodging a Marshal
Maraich
And yeah, I'm in the same boat of "would like a regain but wtf would Verstael even say?"
Maraich
He's the type who keeps gods in the freezer and tells people he wants to murder their whole family, not the deep dark secret type
Maraich
He keeps secrets when necessary but not really for emotional reasons?
Maraich
Also please don't kill him
Maraich
And please don't find out he kissed Will while they're tied together
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I feel like Ver would actually be surprised by Cor's reaction if he does find out...
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
like... it might finally hit him that even with fucking Adagium here the one person Cor actually fears is Verstael
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
what he is capable of and the lengths he will go to to achieve it terrifies him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he hates on Ver so much because he's scared not mad
inadequate tits
lmfao yeah lup may look 20- something but shes up there. no cradle robbing
Maraich
TBH, I don't think he even knows Cor even knows Will
inadequate tits
and she'll take the blame for smooch if that's what he needs to chill about it ufufu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Maraich : they were both at the housewarming party at least
Maraich
True!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
inadequate tits : he's just going to be super flustered and very unsure about the whole mess
inadequate tits
learn 2 have fun my dude
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he is! he has a boyfriend and everything?
inadequate tits
a good start
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
poly is a what now?
inadequate tits
a party is what it is
Maraich
Oh dear
Infychu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
look lemme use this wine thing to make Cor smooch all the people it'll take him months/years to smooch on his own okay
Infychu
Do the thing~
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
it's a miracle he smooched Will
KIПG DΛD
I mean, Regis already got a smooch, but boy would he be amused to watch Cor smooching everyone else in the house
Infychu
It really is TBH, the dice were kind
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if he's in the house while Cor is smooching he will definitely be giving Reggie a smooch
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Will's powers make him uniquely skilled at bypassing Cor's walls
KIПG DΛD
just peeks out the door to watch and then closes it when Cor comes close to be 'THAT GUY' :-P
Infychu
Spoooooooky~ /wiggles fingers
Infychu
LMAO Regis.....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
/lays against Reggie's door and bemoans the lack of kisses
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
/calls Will all "Reggie won't kiss meeeeeee" pout pout
KIПG DΛD
oh no, even if he is trying to save Cor the embarrassment later, he won't be about to resist that.
KIПG DΛD
<<be able
Infychu
(LOL) /wheezes
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
an hour later gets another call. "No really, Will try the wine.... better yet come here and try the wine"
Infychu
Hmmm? Well, okay~ He'll come right over and see what all the fuss is about.
Infychu
Not that he'd need the incentive for makeouts, but I'm sure Cor would enjoy the enthusiasm.
KIПG DΛD
just shoves them both into Cor's room and tells them to have fuuuuun
ღмσмεяvα
I dont think real plants exist for people to have there and she hasn't yet learned that herself until I finally get her some juniberry flowers
ღмσмεяvα
er that plants are nice to take care of that is
ღмσмεяvα
but that is cute, ffff
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Regis are you sure you want to hear that?
KIПG DΛD
pfft, he will just go hang out in the kitchen with Iggy
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ღмσмεяvα : yeah I actually just asked about that re: regains myself we'll see
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
..... do you really think being one more room away will save you?
Infychu
LMAO sorry Regis, Will is a loud one.
KIПG DΛD
look cooking some things requires a lot of noise. I am SURE he and Ignis can think of something
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
time to bust out the blender
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and run the dishwasher
KIПG DΛD
yep, get the mixer out too
Infychu
He'd be completely unrepentant TBH. Regis was encouraging them, he can deal with the consequences of that.
KIПG DΛD
honestly, he will gladly deal with it. He just wants to save poor Ignis' sanity :-P
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ffffff
Infychu
/pats Iggy
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
especially if Cor smooches Iggy before Will comes over >>;;
KIПG DΛD
LOL
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
oh my
Infychu
Got get it, Iggy~
Infychu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
bjfkdsbhjlgkfds
Infychu
*Go get it
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Will even suggests that and Cor is just horrified
Infychu
LMAO
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
HAHAHA
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
listen
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
ignis is hot
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
it's true
Maraich
Factual
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
and he's capable, that makes him UNFAIRLY hot
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's incredibly hot
Infychu
He IS unfairly hot
Infychu
And Will would absolutely watch those two make out
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
humans should not be that hot. clearly he is a divine being
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
listen all i'm saying is episode ignis made me and my bff question our sexualities in opposite directions
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
t b h
KIПG DΛD
SE tried to nerf him and only made him stronger. nodnod
Infychu
(LOL)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
who wouldn't want to give that boy a smooch?
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
me: 'i've never felt this straight since kingsglaive'
my deadpan token straight best friend: 'yeah, that's not the problem i'm having'
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
AND I MEAN
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
VALID?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
extremely valid
ღмσмεяvα
OH did you mean like doing the regain share prompt thing
ღмσмεяvα
sorry i was mobile so i didnt catch everything there
ღмσмεяvα
and i realize that half of what i said was word salad
ღмσмεяvα
that's what i get for glancing at the phone during my commute instead of waiting lol
Maraich
lol
ღмσмεяvα
what if cor smooch instead
N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
por que no los dos
ღмσмεяvα
plants are a regain option! i did ask that a while back, i'll go comb through for you
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he gets all of these smooches tries desperately to apologize and is very confused when everyone else was like why are you apologizing
ღмσмεяvα
ღмσмεяvα
sorry my brain has totally been worthless today
ღмσмεяvα
i think what i meant to say was, plants in general aren't just "around" outside of the gardens where they're being kept for study, as a separate thought
ღмσмεяvα
and also she wouldn't think of it as an idea for him
ღмσмεяvα
i had been planning on throwing the flowers at her at some point in time
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yeah I asked for specifically plants that are not necessarily from home just generic food plants, spices and tea
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I don't know if that would make them cheaper Maybe
ღмσмεяvα
that might count as uhhhh a regular food upgrade for the 25 pts?
ღмσмεяvα
for the replicator
ღмσмεяvα
i guess depending on the use. can see what gets said though
ღмσмεяvα
because if its a replicator item then it's not able to be planted
inadequate tits
y'all come over to nocts place while the smut is happening, save your ears
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Exactly lol
Infychu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Infychu
At this rate Cor won't last until the Longest Night to hold out on the smut.....
inadequate tits
live your best life
ღмσмεяvα
lmfao
Maraich
Oh dear
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
!!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he is not giving up the smut that easily. a couple smooches is not the same :-P
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'mma do the drinking at home thread in my inbox though to save folks from stumbling into NSFW content or moving it later
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
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