Star Wars Alan Dean Foster's ideas are insane

" C-3PO is there to comfort Rey. Reaching up, he touches her exposed skull portion. Has anyone told her lately how really beautiful she is? She sniffs, then starts to laugh, softly."

adf get your weird threepio/rey fanfic out of here

uH

nooooooooooooooooooope

(the skull thing is bc in his treatment, she finds out she's part droid. not...bc her skull is cracked open)

And Kylo's all

OF COURSE HOW ELSE COULD YOU PERFECT FORCE USAGE"

me: ....does...what?

part droid? the fuck?

PART DROID.

I'm so glad no one is using his ideas

....I hope

I'm here for cyborgs but not like this

also luke's last words were aunt beru in his treatment and I'm just like

....why?

I guess I could read his treatment, but dear god no thanks.

clearly she was secretly Force-sensitive the whole time and is waiting for him

forthose who want to, scroll down to may for what I'm sure is ridiculousness.

and CLEARLY

um.....

kylo doesn't your precious grandpa have robot parts

At least Foster's thinking outside the box?

I like Micheline's comments

/a character is revealed to be part alien/robot/anything else with physical differences from Regular Abled Human or, like, has a robot hand or other adaption
/almost no movies ever: "and everyone went 'wow, neat but largely irrelevant, we'll continue to fight with you about whatever the plot is doing without resorting to dehumanization or ableism'"

(/still mightily peeved about Certain Tron Plot Points)

and yeah, "more machine now than man" is one of the classic quotes about Vader

I like duffy's quote about how it'd be super boring if rey IS a skywalker. AGREED.