Johnny Depp 2 "Johnny Depp Trial Delayed As Actor Late Delivering Drugs & Booze Records" .... well, this certainly goes a long way towards explaining the other headline of the day

you kept records, sir

...oh MEDICAL records, got it.

“Despite the Court’s reasonable assumption, Mr. Depp did not produce all relevant medical records as ordered-instead, on November 15, 2019, he produced merely a handful of PDF files that appear to be email forwards he received from a single doctor." sir.

Oh dear.

What's he on trial for btw

he's not, he's suing amber heard

"The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star is suing his ex-wife for $50-million over a piece she wrote for the Washington Post about being a victim of domestic violence, arguing it was strongly inferred he was the perpetrator, even though he wasn't named in the article."

so basically fuck him

hmmm