Johnny Depp "Johnny Depp to Produce ‘Michael Jackson, as Told By His Glove’ Musical" ...

" Johnny Depp is producing an unauthorized musical about Michael Jackson that contends all of Jackson’s problems were actually the fault of his glove, which is from outer space." oh. no.

ugh no

yeah please no.

why

because he's awful

he really is somehow. what went wrong

idk man idk

I can't even really say when it happened

Suddenly he went from old time Johnny Depp to that

....could it...could it be Tim Burton's fault, somehow?

bc danny elfman's being a real ass lately though...not depp levels. though, apparently he's a scientologist

I ... somehow Alice in Wonderland presented itself to me as ... a turning point? It's only a feeling tho nothing more

I don't know which is worse