"Mashed potatoes are one of my all-time favorite sides." With you so far. "And I'm going to be taking them to the next level-" Oh? "-by smoking them with hay."
Potatoes (skin on), butter, salt, pepper, bit of garlic, and sour cream. Optionally chives. That's all you need. Using a ricer, smoking it, idk. That all feels performative rather than getting a meal out.
I do wanna try making pommes aligot, which is like ultra cheesy mashed potatoes, but then it doesn't actually pretend to be regular mashed potatoes only fancy, it's its own thing
With you so far.
"And I'm going to be taking them to the next level-"
Oh?
"-by smoking them with hay."