PLEASE look at this fantastic dog toy I bought today.

It's got a croaker in the body and the wings and tail crinkle and the head squaks. The cats are all distrustful of it.

holy SHIT

i want one of those just like, for me

GOOSE

They're at Petsmart and they're 12 bucks and this one actually lives on our mantle atm because Woodrow loves one (1) stuffed toy and that's his woolly bone

So until we own a second dog, this goose is just a fireplace friend

god. good

can i send you $15 to get me one. like just put it with my other stuff,

We went for cat litter and we hadn't even reached the aisle when Joe suddenly stopped dead and went RAILE

lhfhkfhg

omg

🐅 its harry : YES. Absolutely.

bless you

Geese for all!