listen i know not everyone agrees with corporal punishment, but around this time of year when i am out of the house and kids are being absolute assholes i am over here like tiffany haddish ready to spank some people's kids for them, take my earrings out, get the infinity chancla and go to town

i would never but the spirit dwells within me

i used to get escorted to the bathrooms of stores for my beatings

i feel worse for the parents tbh

bc they're like

jeremy- no jeremy, remember we talked about what we said about our feelings

the infinity chancla for your reference

i always end up watching just both disturbed and visibly terrified

when kids act a fool like that and i know it can't be helped

bc it's a hectic time for everyone this time of year and kids feel that energy

but man if i ever did some of the shit i've seen done

it would be a totally different spectacle

infinity chancla jfgaghs

INFINITY CHANCLA,,,

my god mother is very hispanic and i spent my formative years with her and the chancla is a thing okay it is a thing

it is not always wielded so much as it is thrown though