vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:41 PM
Hulu is personally attacking me by showing me the new Star Wars trailer every commercial break
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:43 PM
I just noticed also that Kylo fixed his mask
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:43 PM
With like
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:43 PM
red gorilla glue or something
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:43 PM
Like he could have just made a new one
JingleBells
@weefolk
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:43 PM
dinkleberg!
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:45 PM
Or welded it back together with BLACK glue
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:45 PM
But no, it's RED
chris ⛅
@millennialfalcon
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:46 PM
the red makes it look EVEN MORE BADASS
Exacerangutan
@Exacerangutan
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:46 PM
MY NEW ETHOS: LET THE PAST DIE //fixes old mask made as an homage to grandad//
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:48 PM
https://images.plurk.com/6YQgCIpocEKBbqxPdjk0kq.png
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:48 PM
Like I can't. I can't.
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:48 PM
Every little shard is put back together
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:48 PM
How long did that take you, Ben
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:49 PM
Did you sit at your fucking marble ASHES OF YOUR ENEMIES table
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:49 PM
at 3am
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:49 PM
With a bottle of superglue that you mixed with red food colouring
Exacerangutan
@Exacerangutan
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:50 PM
"check it out hux its red like my rage burning through the cracks"
"I'm impressed..."
"i know right"
"...that you've found a way to be even more of a tryhard."
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:50 PM
This is accurate
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:50 PM
I didn't know you were a writer for Star Wars
Exacerangutan
@Exacerangutan
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:50 PM
just when you thought he couldn't take it even farther, ben's like "hold my red glue"
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
jfakfjdskl yes
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
hold my red glue
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
I'm crying
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
storytime: I played Kylo in an RP back in the day. It was an AU RP where you dreamed your canon and Ben was appropriately horrified by how fucking extra his dream self was
chris ⛅
@millennialfalcon
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
like... what is the budget for the First Order that they have 50 million star destroyers, but the Supreme Leader can't get a new helmet from scratch?
horny on main.
@lovedbythesun
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
the boy is extra
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:51 PM
I redeemed his "ashes of my enemies" table for him and he posted to the Network like
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:52 PM
"Hey you think if I cloroxed it really well I could sell it on craigslist or
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:52 PM
"Like if I just don't mention that it once contained dead people"
vampiricist
@wherethefigslie
Sun, Nov 24, 2019 9:53 PM
fritzwinky Poe please collect your dramatic ass husband
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