LiberBEARian
event plotting past midnight oh ho ho.
LiberBEARian
Gortys is the easiest to handle. She'll hug onto Entrapta and be carried most places probs. And she's also her own warden item so that's convenient! fiercebadrabbit
LiberBEARian
Hux is probably going to wind up in bed with Jedao and his harem
LiberBEARian
which means he'll be yelling and judgey and riled up for days
LiberBEARian
And then there's the ghost with the most who...eesh.
LiberBEARian
Eesh
LiberBEARian
poor hange
Jay
while being constantly stuck to Jedao and forced to hang out at least some with the polycule XD
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she can do this
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she's so strong
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battlefield experience for 24 years
LiberBEARian
LOOK he had a whole system. They meet when convenient for both of them, and go over sstuff
LiberBEARian
this is not convenient and he doesn't want to be hanging around figuring out what Jedao does all day
LiberBEARian
or who he does all day
Jay
lol
Jay
it's a long list :-P
LiberBEARian
the phrase 'let's touch dicks' is probably going to be said a lot to you, hange.
LiberBEARian
he will also want piggyback rides
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hange lying down on the floor so her foot touches bj's ankle and refusing to move
LiberBEARian
YEAH WELL.
LiberBEARian
Hux is mostly going to be looking to Fives and Azula for help
LiberBEARian
He just recently met her so he's like "hey, you. teenage girl whose opinions I value. what."
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вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт : if it makes you feel better, he will offer to slice off offending parts of himself
LiberBEARian
in before 'all your parts are offensive'
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hhhhhnnnnnnnnnn... nnn... nnnooooooo...
Mouth Powers
lmao after being with Fives for over a year Jedao is genuinely going to be suffering at 5 days without sex
Mouth Powers
DID SOMEONE DIE??? his body demands
Mouth Powers
THIS SEEMS LIKE A DRASTIC CHANGE
fiercebadrabbit
yeah, Entrapta is perfectly happy with this
LiberBEARian
Mouth Powers : Hux would apologize but he doesn't hate himself that much.
LiberBEARian
for entrapta, she IS a little heavy but with the hair and all it shouldn't be so bad?
LiberBEARian
she = the robot bowling ball
fiercebadrabbit
Yeah, Entrapta and physics have a casual relationship
LiberBEARian
eeeexcellent
LiberBEARian
the worst part with hux is that he'll think it's a one-day thing and try to convince Jedao that it's a good day to just stay inside
LiberBEARian
and by the end of day 2 he'll be itching to take a shower and freaking out
LiberBEARian
"NO you can't have sex! Now cover your eyes, I have to use the refresher and you're staring and it's UPSETTING ME."
Mouth Powers
Jedao just like "does the first order NOT have communal showers omg let's just go"
fiercebadrabbit
Entrapta is going to have a great time
fiercebadrabbit
Also poor Hux
LiberBEARian
'yes they did and YES I HATED IT and YES part of the reason I fought so hard to get promoted was to get away from communal everything and I'm freaking out thanks jedao for being super understanding about my academy days'
Jay
aww, poor Hux :/
Mouth Powers
It’s JUST MEAT
Mouth Powers
Jedao: understanding and soothing
LiberBEARian
Congratulations you got your warden to flip the fuck out
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