[PesterQuest but not a liveblog.... right now. It's still spoilers but it's just me talking about VR Dirk instead of anything fun or informative]

First of all I've been saying HE'S JUST BABY over and over for the entirety of Equius' route,

But also, I'm looking at the Fine Art in his hive and I'm reminded that A. Dirk is absolutely still producing art, some of which probably features Rapidashes and B. he's now producing art WITH his Smeargle, they're artist buddies, and I guess that means Peaches is learning or has already learnt to paint asses like a master

muffled Jane screaming in the distance

Anyway FUCK me because Equius is ABSOLUTELY BABY. BABY BOY. I LOVE MY BABY BOY. (Stark contrast to Ult Dirk I guess, who can fill in the "Evil" part of that Harrison Ford meme for us here)

Maidstrong : SDKJFAS

Listen,

He needs OUTLETS

b o i

Outlets for what? Do not ask. Just let him have his shitty hobbies because god knows he's terrible enough anyway. Also, like, at least he doesn't upload his art online or anything. No PokeFA account or nothin'. This is strictly for--uh. Okay I was gonna make a business or pleasure joke but realised that was a bad idea.

I mean I think Pokemon fur affinity exists in vr

don't quote me on that

Of course it does.

But also Dirk isn't really doing this for public... anything, and never would tbh, or he would but he's not.... he's. Doing it for. Personal. Enjoyment. God I'm very tired and working around some really unfortunate wording in an admittedly purposefully obvious way but also,

THE POINT IS

Jane is unlikely to trip on Dirk's probably distinctive fuckin' art by mistake, at least atm,

And more importantly, neither is anyone else,

Okay hold up Ink just told me Poke FA is called FurretAffinity and one, that's REALLY cute

Two, god it would be tempting to let him upload at least the Rapidash stuff there

Fuck me fish deranged just suggested "rapidashing" as his un and I guess I gotta,

look he can personally enjoy it, that's fine

let dirk strider use his furretaffinity as a space to explore the fact that he's unfortunately dirk strider

WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT

Anyway god sometimes Equius will say a thing and it's just so obvious why Arquius was such a harmoniously combined sprite