

batman
GENERAL QUESTION FOR THIS PLOT THOUGH I KNOW EVERYONE INVOLVED IS NOT ON MY FL


batman
WHO IS OK WITH USING THESE KIDS IN THE RITUAL AND WHO IS TOTALLY AGAINST IT

batman
BATMAN IS TOTALLY AGAINST IT WON'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA

COOL GUY ZONE
yes also

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jaime is on-board with not unnecessarily endangering children yes

𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ᱬ
wanda is not here for it

batman
this is why he loves all of u

batman
so i'm talking to the raven players and kavinsky and ronan are for using the kids BUT potentially kavinsky can make someone a conduit for the children in their place

batman
and batman might be one

batman
which means uhhh

batman
he might be involved in the ritual

batman


batman
it's cool he's been a conduit for gods before it's not great but

batman
like....

batman
he's done it.....

tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
If Constantine gets involved, he will totally be against kids being involved

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jaime would also volunteer bc ofc he would but I'm happy leavin it open for other non-dcs/jls

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volunteering for that shit is just the default superhero thing to do

batman
hey there's always a chance of getting your eyes burned out of your skull by hosting a deity in your body

batman
i mean

batman
that's just the job really

casper 1995
Outsider won't come out and say he's against it but there's a lil text BioWare "The Outsider disapproves" next to his head

Awwesome
Detective Loki would be for volunteers that don't involve any children. Mysterio is pointedly ignoring the world ending and focused on himself so he has no comment.

My Knee
Hey guys! The mods wanted to just make a quick note that while your characters are welcome to try for specific goals, and we absolutely are already shaping the showdown log to account for certain actions characters are taking/not taking, we'd like you to be wary of assuming certain things will play out as ICly expected.

My Knee
That said, if they do want to try for very specific results such as god-hosting (without commenting one way or the other on whether it's possible), please have your plan to us sooner rather than later so we can take the effort into account.

batman
ok in that case i think i'm gonna post things now

My Knee
Thank you! Much appreciated.

batman
OK

batman
posted

batman
if you need a specific number of imports on this team-up team, it's currently like right around or more than 70

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
oh i'm here so unhelpfully late

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
thank you for herding all de cats, both mods and batguy

batman
IF BATMAN HAS TO DIE TO MAKE THIS SHIT WORK (ASSUMING IT'S APPROVED BY THE MODS) SO THAT KIDS DON'T GET FUKKIN SACRIFICED I'M A-OK WITH THAT

batman
MURDER THE BAT

razorbaby
Ronan is not thrilled with using the kids but as far as he understands it, rituals require sacrifices and what are you even doing if not using the kids?? seems pointless

razorbaby
but also he's not going anywhere near the ritual site when it comes time for shit to go down, on account of how he broke reality last time Atropos came near him

Necromantic
don't kill kids.

batman
np! i specifically didn't account him into the list because i wasn't entirely sure what you would have him do, but i did want to mention him just in case you ended up having him show

batman
DON'T! KILL! KIDS!

razorbaby
hey a sacrifice isn't always a murder sometimes the sacrifice is just giving up your principles

batman


𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
you can also leave it to people who didn't have principles to begin with, don't worry!

batman
god u shitty raven teens have never read a single comic book have u

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
no i dont think our author actually understands v much about being a teenager, funnily enough

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
somehow all of her children can drive manual and never make pop culture references

batman
askjlsg

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯


razorbaby
Ronan is omniscient but I try not to pull that out too much

Spookitty
Bart would like to point out that the wording of the ritual doesn't actually say sacrifice, but he's like "unless you have a better option, we need those kids"

batman
wow bart fuckin sucks

Spookitty
Bart has already had to make some pretty shitty choices about life and death vs. continuing existence.

Spookitty
He hates himself for it, but he totally let one guy die to stop Extant in Bart Saves the Universe.

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
Spookitty
lmao i was oocly noticing the same thing

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
but i figured kavinsky would err on the side of better safe than sorry

Spookitty
𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
Yeah, Bart is good at being both literal and pointing out those kinds of things. He doesn't like the whole kid thing, but he's been the kid being "sacrificed" a time or three.

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
nodnod

batman
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE SACRIFICED BART DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

batman
YOUR SACRIFICE WASN'T RIGHT

batman
BATMAN THINKS UR A SHIT BUT HE WOULD DIE FOR U

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
baman do you want to go argue with yet another ruthless teenager on the internet or should i take this one

batman
where's this?

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
note this is prob taking place slightly before we hatch the conduit plan

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
it's kavinsky's public post where he spills all your hard-earned batcomputer beans

batman
oh goddammit it's this little shit.....

batman
u take it lmfao

My Knee
Chinhands

amyorama.
No kid sacrifice allowed.

batman
seriously i'll fuckin kill batman

batman
u just GIVE me that option

razorbaby
Batman, Ronan already explained to u why that doesn't count as a sacrifice

batman
I MEAN AS A CONDUIT

batman
I MEAN HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE

batman
i mean....

batman
like.....

elle?????
squints

elle?????
squints

batman
not........ really.................

razorbaby
uh huh

batman


elle?????


𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
kavinsky spin in chair. why do superheroes make things so complicated

razorbaby
god, right

batman
look honestly batman keeps it pretty simple he lives in a shitty city and he dresses up in a furry costume and punches people

batman
it's not his fault he gets wrapped up in all this other shit

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
i mean i oocly am a fan of his terrible inner life! and kavinsky is icly feelin' it otherwise he wouldn't put batman up for host

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
it's a useful kind of complicated

batman
it's not his fault he's super fucked up and has a death wish and his fiancee left him at the alter

batman
*altar

batman
so he definitely wants to die

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
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fyi i suggested jessika pava for the other conduit. i think she's new so i wanted to give her a bit of a boost. but we haven't heard back and obv mods might nix it anyway

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
but maybe we can have you in as backup if it doesn't work out w her

batman
leaves cassandra as the only person to lead the justice league, even though it's her least favorite thing in the world

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I’m here purely to facilitate whatever needs to happen o/

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I’m less fussed about ic volunteering and more about everyone being able to do what they wanna do

batman
/runs around trying to figure out which of 70+ people wants to punch who

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯


batman
do u want to punch god? ok line a plz

batman
do u want to punch peoples? line b thnx

Spookitty
Bart waves a flag for the people needing transport to safety because they got unched.

Spookitty
*punched.

batman
please don't save the oto people bart thank u.....

batman
please just punch them.....

Spookitty
Well, no, just the people on their side. But still, some people don't know how to dodge.

batman
oh yeah that's tru

batman
good work bart keep it up u little speedy fuck

cat lady
i disappear all afternoon and this is what i come back to smdh

Spookitty
Don't worry. He'll leave you to bleed out, Bat-jerk.

batman
thank u

serpentcyborg
Jonathan is against it

serpentcyborg
Killing kids, I mean, he's all for trying to use other people as conduits

𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙙𝙖𝙬
Molly does not want kids to get involved bc wtf man let’s not get the kids involved in the apocalypse

batman
it seems the general consensus is, to work around ic objections, batman is going to say THE KIDS ARE NOT COMING, kavinsky is going to tell him he might be able to dream up some freaky conduit bracelets that will link two users between the two kids to be used in their place

batman
batman will agree, but kavinsky and ronan will secretly bring the kids anyway to ensure the most likely success

serpentcyborg
That works

razorbaby
do not be weak, humans

batman
razorbaby
hey jonathan is a lizard person

batman
RUDE

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
i really love the spectrum of moral attitudes we have going on, it's so fun to RP

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
battybat would u mind updating the post on the OOC comm with all the new details?

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
I'm collating some info on characters who are more team ruthless 'whatever it takes,' and i was thinking maybe i could just describe them in the comments. idt it would require mod approval, but it'd give people a sense of the personality dynamics going on

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
i think you are asleep rn so whenever you are up and at 'em again

batman
i'm not!

batman
which ooc post exactly and what would you like me to edit specifically?

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
hmm im realizing i got my wires crossed. i think i mainly mean if you can update that onedrive document, so people looking at it see all the weird conduit stuff

batman
oh OH yeah!

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
thank you bruh

batman
also full list of people as cross-referenced by jadus' group updated

batman
around 85 people

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
do you think it'd be a good idea to have the summary of the IC Plan on there or the public plotting thread, so that people can reference it wo going to onedrive? if you don't want to be redundant i don't mind

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
it's just a lot for people to find

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
i for one have a very small brain at times

batman
it's on the main mod ooc post but i can edit the link into my thread

batman
mostly because it hasn't been approved by mods

batman
so i don't want to be like THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING

batman
and set expectations

𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
yeah i hear you! perfect!

𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙙𝙖𝙬
EY YO I edited your doc to add Molly onto the thing if that's okay?

𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙙𝙖𝙬
he's unaffiliated

batman
yeah of course!!

batman
EVERYBODY COME TO PUNCH GOD