I'm just. going to stare at my mother for five forevers.

I was talking to her about Christmas and black Friday, and she was like "well you all need to decide if you want cash, gifts, or a mix of both. I told your brother it's $400 a person this year."

And I was like "Oh so I get $400, bro gets $400?" and she replied with "and redfielding gets $400 and bro's wife gets $400"

^my reaction in three acts