LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:11 AM
Why aren't our characters datin- https://imgs.plurk.com/QwC/zJH/qqMEHOvtyXYZ0NgsRMvhPTZVjbf_lg.gif
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:14 AM
Yeah that's probably why
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:15 AM
Hi I'm allison and I play nothing but villains and child robots
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:17 AM
i'm ngl if betelgeuse weren't an inmate and didn't smell like that hange would probably hit it at least once
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:17 AM
he's funny and he is not intimidated by her
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
because betelgeuse reminds ford much too much of his ex and it is bringing out reflexive paranoia
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
'if betelgeuse wasn't an inmate' and there is your first logical inconsistency
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
LIKE
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
but yes he will never be intimidated by you hange. you and your botanist ways
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
spartabitch: the irony is not lost on either of us believe you me
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:18 AM
when people are clearly intimidated by her it's such a buzzkill!
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:20 AM
the smell isn't the problem
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:20 AM
ford would smooch fiddleford mcgucket
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:21 AM
ford pines's taste in women is "immortal party goddess" and his taste in men is "trash goblin"
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:22 AM
probably because bill is 10 inches tall tbh
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:22 AM
its awkward
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:23 AM
if someone would give him a sonic shower or a chinchilla ash bath he wouldn't be as horrible but you still shouldn't date the trash goblin
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:23 AM
bluecanary : had he his powers he would either shrink himself or enlarge Bill and tbh I don't know which is worse
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:23 AM
in a setting where the power differential / the automatic responsibility of being a warden weren't there hange might be like "why not"
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:23 AM
Must Do Job
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:24 AM
if she gave that as a reason he would try and demote her to lessen the power differential. This is an ideal solution in his mind
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:25 AM
she honestly would not speak to him for months
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:25 AM
will hange ever tell him this? NO.
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:25 AM
encourage the rat man to better ends.......
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:26 AM
Baby Chinchilla Dust Bath Debut
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:27 AM
astonishingly cute for a rat man
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:27 AM
they fit so pleasingly in that tiny glass container...
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:28 AM
frankly i am braced for the possibility of ford having a ford pines brand judgment lapse and making out with him once while on a break with the other horrible goblin in his life
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:30 AM
He's into it!
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:30 AM
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:31 AM
There was a great system of not doing that or defining anything they might have been doing instead and then a screaming cheese wedge ruined it is why
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:32 AM
jedao too gay and won't hit on junior officers
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:32 AM
curse you you evil dorito now there must be awkwardness always
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:32 AM
I know it was just a flood but I'm still delighted
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:32 AM
Mouth Powers yeah well he's already in a committed not-relationship buddy
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:33 AM
oh same it was great
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:33 AM
Jedao, currently married, engaged, and courting: what's ur point
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:35 AM
PLEASE MAKE BILL 4 TIMES TALLER SO HE CAN BE 4 TIMES WORSE
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:35 AM
uh sir one version of me just found out I even like sex and the other just found out i like to be around one specific person without sex so your whole thing is confusing as shit
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:35 AM
bill, suddenly realizing that he's 4 feet tall and his bottom angles don't fit through doors: fuck
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:36 AM
gotta pivot sideways
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:36 AM
but how do you even kiss the eyeball that's now the size of a basketball
book of thot
@athensbrat
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:36 AM
like trying to get a sofa through a door
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:36 AM
thats the other problem isnt it
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:37 AM
i wanna see tall bill cipher on the beach on a windy day
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:37 AM
now his mouth is huge. look we just need to give bill back full shapeshifting capability and also the ability to change all of space and time, and then everything will be good, it will be fun, we will all have a good time :-)
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:37 AM
Dozens of Beach Umbrellas Blown Away Ocean City, M...
 like this
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:37 AM
very good times had by all, i promise :-) give powers :-)
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:38 AM
Jedao, stuffing new boyfrieds into his purse like breadsticks: AMBITION
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@Sushiflop
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:40 AM
jedao will not be stopped
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:40 AM
hux on the side just begging jedao to chill
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:41 AM
'how can i keep track this is impossible STOP MAKING ME UPDATE YOUR FILE'
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:41 AM
MY DATA IS OUT OF SYNC JEDAO
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:41 AM
Jedao, grabbing a very large girlfriend: COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE
Jay
@Fuzzytale
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:41 AM
Fives actually sympathizing with Hux over something for once >.>
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:42 AM
didn't see THAT coming did you
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:43 AM
hux very quietly: no. i did not. now please can you stop i'm trying to work on our relationship and you keep starting all this new bullshit
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:46 AM
how dare you malign a lady that way, sir
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:46 AM
swords at dawn
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:49 AM
no thank you
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:49 AM
can we all just calm down and read books together in the library in my not!boyfriend's lap
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 3:49 AM
that is how i graduated why won't it work for you
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