Skittish Turkey
Butts would be great except for that whole poop thing.
Free Star🌟💫🔥
You mean the poop hole?
Skittish Turkey
No, I'm a fan of that part. Pooping just should not be allowed.
Anke
Just give it a good ole cleaning
Skittish Turkey
Well, yeah. But it certainly would be nicer sans poop.
PlurkDevi
What you need is an elective colostomy.
Anke
Bidets, my friend. Like new every time you poo!
PlurkDevi
OMG that is such a tagline!
Kriz
Skittish Turkey
You people are a circus.
Raynee
full of clowns and funny smells? The circus, not my butt.
✩`*•.¸✷¸.•*´✩
Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Skittish Turkey
✩`*•.¸✷¸.•*´✩ - You're a bad, bad person.
PlurkDevi
Butts would be less of a problem if the whole GI system wasn't gravity-aided.
PlurkDevi
If your butt faced upward it would be easier to control things.
PlurkDevi
Of course, diarrhea would also erupt like a fountain, so...
Raynee
Well now that vision is in my head..
Skittish Turkey
I hate this plurk. Anally speaking.
Suze
I need to flush it from my memory.
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