i think my ideal would be something that says "shut up about trains barret, if you say the train line that is basically the entire game's catchphrase one more time i swear to god" while being punchy and brief
since like the narrative purpose of the date was to make her death hit harder, but they decided to add in alternate versions that aren't as easy to get
stuckonatrainstrays too far while putting me to sleep,nogettingoffis uh, nopenogettingoffis, however, hilarious