There are two wolves inside you. One desperately wants to play Jake English from the Candy Epilogue. The other rEALLY doesn't want to think about the details or events of Candy. You are me.

I really love Jake as a character and I REALLY want to play the growth from post Candy and I really barely made it through reading Candy to begin with, boy howdy.

I never read Candy and was told explicity why I should never read Candy

Y...EAH CANDY IS. Candy was by FAR the harder read for me, and like ... it's definitely interesting as like, metatextual shit in conjunction with Meat but trying to really internalise all the details is. Uh. Wow that. Hm. I'm not so lowkey glad I never have to reread it for Ult Dirk canon review fhbfgsrvxt... it's. Just so much. Like That.

I'm gonna read it and play candy John one day

you mark my words

reread

It's not even bad at what it's doing from like... an authorial standpoint in tandem with Meat it's actually very VERY good at it and that's... great but trying to confront any particular detail of it individually is like. Hm. No thank you.

John is one of the only characters you CAN play from Candy without losing your marbles probably.

I'd play Vriska but not (Vriska.)

Don't wanna touch that Gamzee nonsense

hahahahhaha

I thought you were a clownfucker, Raile

Anyway god maybe I just wanna... write adult Jake lmfao

𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖 : DO NOT

hahahhahaha

candy is good if you can understand the words werent be there to be Those Words

it was the illustration of a concept, but like. did i need clownfucking and rape subplots for that?? MAYBE NOT,

YEAH THAT'S BASICALLY IT I respect Candy but I didn't enjoy the experience of reading it gvjfrgh

as a marvus player i have no problem with clownfucking

the issue is gamzee

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Yeah it's. Gamzee specifically. Although truthfully, juggalos aren't really.... my thing? They're not actually clowns. SOME Homestuck clowns are clowns but. Anyway. Gamzee is. Uhhhhhh............. not my kind of garbage.