overheard at the gas station:
I don't know, she had one of those lesbian haircuts but she kept smiling at me. Maybe she just had a lesbian haircut? I don't know, man, I'm just really confused these days.

I don't know, Kevin, maybe she's bi?

they're bisexuals, kevin

Farm Goblin : yes that's better

maybe it was a hot summer and she just needed a nice breeze down her neck, kevin

maybe if she's smiling at you and you think she's cute and she seems receptive, you could say hi, Kevin

Maybe don’t judge a person’s sexuality on their haircut, Kevin

that's true, but also, SO MANY lesbians I know signal with their hair, so...I kinda get it?

This is true

but still, if you're in a position to legit think a girl wants to say hey, maybe say hey? Tho I guess if all u want is to GET IT...

Saying hey might get you a new friend Kevin!

Don't always think with the D Kevin.

Sadly, Kevin needs to want to seek help

Classic Kevin.