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Null if your boyfriend dies via chainsaw to the head you'll know why cuz he's stupid + Smoker post
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also man I always forget how terse Smoker is like. He just says shit and doesn't explain it and even is like "I don't gotta explain shit, if they don't get it that's because they're stupid"
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she's gonna make him swelter
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omg Tash I'm fucking dying XDDDDDDDDDD
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also Papyrus/Ace is the best friendship 5ever
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oh really?
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SMOKER YOU DESERVE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU FOR BEING A RUDE BOY
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rofl I had forgotten all about it until then and I'm just "it's been 5 years!!!! She will never let it go!!!"
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Smoker makes trouble for himself alwaaaaaaaaays
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his life would be a lot easier if he wasn't a stubborn dick all the time but yanno
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it's the small things that Grell remembers, particularly if they're embarrassing.
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roflmao yes
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and see? Ace/Paps are adorable also the post where Papyrus is "flying" read: crashes
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...omg you're right
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I'm crying laughing
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Smoker just watched this after the fact and was like "Shit I'm in love with a dumbass "
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I still don't know how Smoker will react to the Home Ec baby later. Part of him is just like "No that clearly belongs on the Isle of Dolls "
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But if Ace takes it as a challenge, Smoker will try to be super fucking serious about it to show Ace he'd be a fine Dad /sob
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oh, Ace is taking classes? a home ec baby....
ʎzɐɹɔ ɟo llɐq
IF ONLY HE KNEW HOW BABIES WORKED.
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/ s o b
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he knows that 1] his mom and other babies died because he was born 2] they're fragile as fuck 3] and that makes them scary for him
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and he told Paps "my partner's a man! we're never having a baby!!!"
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he texted Grell, Rip, and Namur Mags Silvertail
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And Marco will stalk and/or solo have a talk with Smoker that basically amounts to "You hurt Ace I'll strew your innards all over all six cities, use your seastone to drain your blood and crush your bones into a white paint <3"
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and Smoker will be like " cool cool, I want to marry him, that okay?" Marco: :T just make him the happiest bastard ever /punch"
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oooooh!!
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maybe they should all just go together
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Yes that is what Smoker wants because he doesn't want one of them to know b4 the others -- with the exception of Marco because they never talk
Null
This is magical
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Also I'm kinda sorry for Ace's everything
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He's full of shitty life choices
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The best
Null
The video isn't locked, right? I'm in full dumb just woke up mode, sorry
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Holy shit ace, I'm fucking dying wtf (lmao)
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I'M SO SORRY
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I really am
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But my self control is low today and I haven't had my quota of bad Ace choices I guess
Mags
Namur's like "i don't know what any of that is BUT I HAVE AN AI THAT DOES!"
Mags
PS what is he looking for? Cuz Namur sus technically have anything in his mine, including mithril and other fantasy metals
Mags
OMG I JUST REALIZED
Mags
he could get seastone if he wanted it. mwahahahaha
Null
This post is breeding even more stupid
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Not seastone lmfao because it's for a wedding band for Ace
Mags
Namur wouldn't give the seastone to smoker anyway.
Mags
except maybe in small, bullet sized doses
Mags
;-)
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3000 Degree Castable Refractory | Castable Refractor...
basically it should be low iron, and something that's nearly impossible to accidentally melt / ideally also difficult to shatter since ace is punchy
Mags
he's probably got that in his mine.
Mags
or quarry.
Mags
you down for Smoker meeting Map?
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Sure!
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Though he also wants to talk to Namur (and rip and grell) to get family blessing on marrying Ace :V
Null
I hope y'all know that stalking is gonna happen in mass
Mags
Namur's just like "ew the M word"
Mags
he's a contradiction and he doesn't even realize it
Silvertail
/peeks in here
Silvertail
... was gonna say.. namur and rip are practically married with out the marriage part
Mags
he's all for making promises and being loyal to those promises but he thinks making a production out of it to make a promise in front of people that you've probably already made to each other is stupid to the point of being offensive
Mags
but he knows most people disagree with him wrt how relationships should work, so w/e
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where does smoker work??
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Roflmao Namur you loser
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Smoker owns Sycamore Cycles -- he and Ace live above it
Mags
He is a loser. yes, thank you
Mags
THAT SAID
Mags
/steeples fingers
Mags
/waggles eyebrows
Mags
just wait till I get a chance to tag ufufufu
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alksjdalksjdas
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Mags
don't worry, Marco. Big Bro Namur's got this
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oh lord
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This is gonna be good
Null
Also legit, if you feel up to it still, I want to see Ace's ass nominated. Just so I can have Ace react to it.
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okay lmfao I wasn't sure if I was too late by now XD
Null
Especially after the freckle butt comments. lol
Null
Smoker got nominated, sob.
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XDDDDDDDD
Mags
nah go for it
Mags
it's not too late.
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He put himself in :| Because Namur's ass is dumb, and Smoker doesn't like.... talk to people so
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/sob
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Null
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Smoker really enjoys turning Ace into a puddle with just his words ngl
Silvertail
....>.>
Null
Ace is easily affected.
Silvertail
hmmm
Mags
Null
aww yiss
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so much to stalk
Mags
OH GOOD NAMUR'S CHOSEN THE TRAINWRECK ROUTE
Mags
I'm so sorry
Null
oh my god
Mags
I have no doubt that the way things stand currently, Ace would choose Smoker over his brothers. And Namur wants to fight because like hell is he losing Ace again. But fighting would ultimately lead to making Smoker look better, so ffffff
Mags
this is why Namur is not the captain
Null
NAMUR
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Like, Ace doesn't want to have to choose anyone. He wants a decently happy family situation, even if not everyone gets along. But if he's forced to choose, it's going to be a mess. It'd be bad on him.
Null
Also
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I just realized that he has no idea that it's even possible for two men to get married at all.
Silvertail
..........Can Rip just be standing beside Namur, facepalming at this moment...
Mags
please do
Mags
Also it's not like he said anything about the marriage part. he just thinks "I wanna join you but not join you" is one of the dumber things that's come out of smoker's mouth
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XDDDDD
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He said join the family, not the crew!!!!!
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and Smoker would never put Ace in a position of choosing, that's why he's trying to "join" because he knows it's Ace's justice to be loyal
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smoker is mean and laughed at Papyrus but his love of dogs grows
Mags
It's the same thing at this point! They haven't been pirates in years!
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valid lmfao
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Although you made Marco twitch he's like "we're totes pirates!!! >> << /tries valiantly to think of actual pirate shit they've done other than blackmail, bookkeeping, money laundering etc."
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"we're totes pirates" says the disgraced deputy married to a former guardian :V
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tbf he was all down on Lydia torturing the fuck out of Grell's kidnappers
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but yeah, Grell and Rip and Namur have been treating Smoker as their younger brother for like 2 years now so
Mags
lol
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He has a very Ace approach to it too, "I'm not domesticated!!! D:< >> but this is kind of nice :3"
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though I didn't expect him to do anything other than try to marry Ace and be formal asking-parents-way oops
Mags
if it were up to Namur he'd say "take a mark" but he's just been crowing about how Smoker has to recognize Marco as the head so lol dodged a bullet there, Smoker
Mags
for now. maybe
Mags
But I am laughing at this dumbass.
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lmfao
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tbf, Smoker did get Ace tattoos on his ankles
Null
I'm beyond amused at all of this
Mags
Namur: marriage is stupid. Why you gotta make a big deal out of making promises you can make on your own?
Also Namur: to join the family we gotta have a meeting, you gotta take a mark, you gotta swear loyalty, drink the sake
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lmfao
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Smoker will do that
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best/worst bachelor party ever
Mags
XD
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