Good news everyone. Tonight at 8:30pm I'm going to be a 100 millionair

Wow! A Hundred millionair!

Don't know why they're bothering to wait until 8:30pm to draw the lotto numbers. They should just give me my money now.

/says the person who has bought a total of 4 lotto tickets over her lifetime. (including this one)

It's such a waste of $10 but I have so much stupid fun pretending I already won on the rare chance I buy a ticket

Considering how many other people are like me and only buy when the pot is stupid big I think that lowers my chance of winning. Or at least winning the whole pot by myself

Still I will remember you all fondly as I swim through my vault of money because that what rich people do, right?

Well, that's what childhood cartoons taught me, yes

Anyway, winning a third of a 100 million is still a pretty damn good win.

Oh my yes

gives u a monocle

yessssss