《I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good ...

this is an official game

the reality we live in is stunning

This genuinely fills me with dread tbh

it's an official visual novel dating sim, by KFC

we've taken capitalism to a new level

Imagine having had to work on this. Imagine this being your job.

Imagine waking up in the morning and saying "I gotta draw two more sparkly attractive fast food mascots today to meet deadline"

imagine being told you need to make Colonel Sanders hotter

Your livelihood, your ability to feed your children, depends on making Colonel Sanders hotter

also you need to make a big titty rival

and a professor who's a dog

Ya know, this all reminds me of that one line of music videos that felt like a fever dream full of vocaloids... Miku was in love with Ronald McDonald... Len was a dog... And I think either he or Rin was working for the KGB?

So yeah there are people out there who would make something like a KFC dating sim as a hobby