I have.... an "organic energy drink" which features, amongst other things, "organic caffeine."

It's weirdly flavourless??? Like it starts out with what you think is gonna be a fruit flavour but then it's... gone.

I don't understand what's happening in my mouth.

I would hope it's fucking organic

Everything on this can is listed as "organic X" or "organic Y" and then it just says, at the end of the list with no clarification: "b-vitamins"

...I mean

on the one hand people can and have put whatever the fuck they want on their labels, FDA aside

on the other, how do we know those aren't organic if you don't specify

Yeah..... I'm looking at the can for more info but it's like

Which B vitamins? Wouldn't YOU like to know. Too bad you won't, because the nutrition info is covered by a damp price sticker you can't remove!

(Me, a simple rat who just bought this for the 160 mg of caffeine: ....okay, I guess..........)

organic...caffeine....what does that mean

....that is super weird

For the record it's taken me FOREVER to get through this can because it's been so fucking weird to drink but I did it and it was not worth the 1.99 sale price. I could have taken a caffeine pill. (....I don't actually keep caffeine pills because I already drink so much of it.)

they went through great pains to mention all this organic stuff and then just random B vitamins is slapped on the label

are they organic vitamins?? what kind of B-vitamins???? they don't even know

I'm sure the nutrition panel contained at least SOME of that info but it's so comically obscured that I didn't have the heart to spoil the mystery

"who needs nutrition labels the price is the important thing to know."

In this case: yes

It was the cheapest energy drink I didn't factually hate already