omg so I went to Six Flags and I wanted to wear my marine shirt and my Mom was like "CC NO!!" because it was really tight on me and I'm busty as fuck and I was like "Mom I'm in my 20s you can't tell me what to wear to an amusement park???" But I wore a corset underneath [because normal bras don't go up to my size lol] and I forgot how white = seethrough when
so I was soaked and my corset has red ribbon so my whole shirt was pink and I was like "nooooooooooooooooooooo" and my Mom was like "Whose fault is this? Oh yeah! That's yours! I told you not to wear it!!!"
Five minutes later.
"....forgot to tell you to swallow it. Damn. Uh. Do that."