Flash Bastard
Flash Bastard
(Crowley what part of this is 'the usual.')
ʚ angel baby ɞ
"pester my best friend" aka hand-holding and bickering and gazing adoringly
Flash Bastard
That's pestering! So is taking him out to lunch and getting drunk with him and thwarting the Apocalypse.
ʚ angel baby ɞ
that makes it sound like thwarting the apocalypse was just something they did one night bc they were drunk
ʚ angel baby ɞ
and I'm laughing
Flash Bastard
I MEAN, KINDA
Flash Bastard
But also not at all.
ʚ angel baby ɞ
I think the most hilarious part is it totally was something they JUST DID ONE NIGHT except they weren't even drunk at the time
Flash Bastard
XD
ʚ angel baby ɞ
bc like they kinda planned it but also they totally didn't they just flew by the seat of their pants the entire time
Flash Bastard
yuuuuuuup.
Avis Hunter
this cr is beautiful to me
Flash Bastard
RIGHT
sailor bii
>Crowley: Adopt All The Persona Children
Flash Bastard
They are a substantial chunk of the local pack of teenagers.
ʚ angel baby ɞ
mama duck crowley plus ducklings
Flash Bastard
XD
Avis Hunter
now theres a mental image
Flash Bastard
DUCKS
Flash Bastard
Rise is probably not gonna be less confused any time soon.
Avis Hunter
not really no
Flash Bastard
That's okay, he managed to explain it to Chie, it'll be fine.
Flash Bastard
P4s: /come away from this with the impression the Judeo-Christian God is a jerk
P5s: /less surprised, thanks Yaldy
Avis Hunter
lmao
Avis Hunter
i mean if youre looking especially at the old testament.... yeah he is a jerk
Avis Hunter
he never claimed otherwise, there XD
Flash Bastard
And, well. Crowley has reason to be Bitter.
Avis Hunter
sure
Flash Bastard
I don't think Good Omens God is willfully malicious (at worst, capricious and uncommunicative). Crowley sure doesn't think She entirely means well.
Avis Hunter
nods
Avis Hunter
its been a hot minute since i read the book also
Avis Hunter
.... good omens i mean
Avis Hunter
but applies to the bible also LMAO
Flash Bastard
XD Legit.
Flash Bastard
And, you know. 'Capricious and uncommunicative' and 'willfully malicious' can look very similar from the outside.
Avis Hunter
absolutely, yeah
Flash Bastard
I still love realising that, since the show depicted Heaven and Hell as opposite ends of the same office building, you can accurately describe Lucifer's rebellion as 'he threw a snit and invited his friends to camp in Mom's basement.'
Avis Hunter
HA
Avis Hunter
that sounds on brand
Flash Bastard
It really is.
Flash Bastard
AND NOW SHE'S CALLING HIM GRANDPA, I LOVE IT
Flash Bastard
"How old do you think I am anyway you're probably skewing too low."
Avis Hunter
SHE SURE AS FUCK IS
Avis Hunter
shes a gremlin ok
Flash Bastard
...or wait is that one uncle. /make the confusion IC, Aziraphale's Japanese is probably better anyway
Flash Bastard
Avis Hunter
p sure its uncle
Avis Hunter
but it can also mean "old man" for a non family member
Avis Hunter
either polite or rude depending on context and tone
Avis Hunter
but my japanese is fuzzy af at best
ʚ angel baby ɞ
????? aziraphale may know. I sure as heck don't lol
Flash Bastard
::nods:: Either way, he's enough of a nicknamer himself to just roll with it.
Flash Bastard
He's also probably not actually going to ask Aziraphale because, as noted, he'd never live it down.
Flash Bastard
(I know the difference is how long you stretch out the I, but I don't remember what the difference is. XD)
Avis Hunter
(tbh i dont either my dumb american ears may not even be able to tell)
Flash Bastard
At least 'Lucifer' is a name Rise might recognise from Souji's Persona deck, potentially.
Flash Bastard
(Forever love that 'Lucifer threw a snit fit and invited his friends to camp in the basement' is an adequate description of Good Omens-verse angelic rebellion.)
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