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duck bastard
Trump floated nuking hurricanes to stop them from hi...
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Lea
That sounds like the beginning of a Sci-fi movie about sentient killer hurricanes.
Generation Hope
of course he did 
Maidstrong
E.S. Levi
.........So, instead of getting hit by hurricanes, he wants coastal areas to get hit by radioactive windstorms.
duck bastard
even if you just used, like... a regular bomb, i can think of the effect either being nothing or, like. still just making things worse.
HorrorPhone☎️
Guess where he’d test it out first.
Gwiggs
isnt that how they stop the storm in Sharknado
Gwiggs
not with a nuke, just with a regular bomb. but still
Sunny~
duck bastard
gwiggs, i'm pretty sure you're correct
Mica
This isn't the first time he's said this, actually
Gwiggs
bad news, we live in the dumbest possible version of hell
Mica
Like, it obviously wouldn't work for about ten billion reasons
Mica
but
ArgentBast
y-yeah I had this thought "wouldn't that just irradiate the hurricane" x3;;;
Alice
yeah, I was going to point out that is literally what was happening in Sharknado
ꜰᴀᴅᴇᴛᴏʙʟᴀᴄᴋ
ꜰᴀᴅᴇᴛᴏʙʟᴀᴄᴋ
it's a hurricane. you can't nuke a cloud. can you? I'm not sure I believe in bombing clouds.
papermint tiger
oh shit i made a joke in another plurk about this being a great idea for the next Sharknado movie, since i've never watched any of them XD
papermint tiger
does this mean he was watching that movie and he thought it was some kind of documentary?
Mica
I think what it means is that he's aware of the reality that he has control over the most intensely destructive weapons in all of human history, and would love to use them for that sake alone, but even he knows, if not exactly how bad an idea that would be, then he at least knows that it would be a very bad idea.
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
.../checks the news site/ surely this is satire.
papermint tiger
Nope. Welcome to the hellscape we live in.
ƒιιɴᴅιsʜ
Oh so has he seen Sharknado and thinks the science is real or
ƒιιɴᴅιsʜ
(I see I am not the first person to reference this)
HorrorPhone☎️
This just makes people even more uncomfortable that he has the nuclear football
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
/slowly realizing this article is 100% real
/slowly realizing this article is 100% real
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
holy shit
papermint tiger
I like how they claim the source is paraphrasing the president, but it sounds just like he talks
papermint tiger
So...i suspect they're just claiming that in an attemot to make him look less unprofessional
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
Trump and professionality never went hand n' hand even in the days of his KKK loving father.
Maidstrong
I mean he probably said it to distract us from /gestures to list of awful thing's he's done/is doing/will do
papermint tiger
I'm sure, it's how he works. Do a thing, people get mad = quick, distract them by saying something utterly outrageous and by the time that blows over they're like why were we mad again?
papermint tiger
Sadly it works...
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
It always seems to work.
ꜰᴀᴅᴇᴛᴏʙʟᴀᴄᴋ
People keep falling for it. But jesus.