Moire Opie
Did Elvis exist, or are we imagining him?
The Pol Mahal
Elvis built the Pyramids. And Stonehenge.
Moire Opie
So he's a supernatural?
The Pol Mahal
Elvis transcends humanity. He is a multidimensional being who was visible to us for only a short time.
Moire Opie
I have a distinct memory of Elvis doing a shaka as he steps onto his plane. What's that about?
The Pol Mahal
Also, you betray your lack of faith when you refer to Him in the past tense.
Moire Opie
What faith? When is the past?
The Pol Mahal
Elvis made the ultimate sacrifice. And yet He is here among us.
Moire Opie
Oh, I see. Just like the dinosaurs.
The Pol Mahal
Which have only been gone for a thousand years. Just ask the evangelicals.
Moire Opie
I swear there was one round here just the other day.
The Pol Mahal
OMG did you cook it up in meat pies again?
Moire Opie
Nope, not me! Wasn't me doing that. Someone mistook it for a wild boar, and tried roasting it!