Crowley is a mess, film at eleven.

He's just like 'ONCE I HAD AN IDEA OF WHERE THIS CONVERSATION WAS GOING'

AND THEN AFFECTION STARTED HAPPENING

I mean. once aziraphale started realizing it was Ruining him, how could he not

How indeed.

Elsewhere: Ok, so if you're an Angel, and Crowley was and isn't anymore... he must be the worst demon in the entire universe.

Or the very best ever, Matt the Rocket Scientist.

Once Crowley threw out one set of rules he didn't really... embrace any others...