[apartment life] ...great. Someone else's carpet-cleaning trash has been made our problem.

I don't entirely blame the lawn guys, they had to put it somewhere and our patio was closest, but IT'S NOT OUR TRASH

Don't apartments have dumpsters for precisely this reason?

YOU WOULD THINK

Instead they just hucked it off whatever balcony above us they were cleaning in last week and left it there.

Yeah that's uh. Littering. Or possibly dumping.

So one of us will need to go to the office and be like 'look this isn't ours???'