Did I ever post the AU I brainstormed when I was like 14 of if Dalton was a culinary school??? Not really 100% what I brainstormed but a similar concept: the Dalton characters in a Bon Appetit test kitchen AU

Kurt is 100% the "Pastry Chef Attempts to Make Gourmet ________" bc that's his specialty

And he's like "can y'all give be a break I'm New"

I wanna see Shane & Blaine making Filipino food they ate as kids in a mini series in which these brothers have very conflicting cooking energies

I see Charlie as a Carla-like figure don't @ me

Julian is one of the celebrities they have on in Back to Back and develops a friendly raport with the Blonde chef he learns from who initially scared him bc of his reputation of being a cook with a "Gordon Ramsay temper"

I guess this is basically YouTube Chef AU

Also: BA is known for using scientific means go get the best results possible (as my science of cooking class informed me) which is Very Drew, Sataru, The Twins, and Han

Shane would be the host of It’s Alive

Annika : YES HE WOULD BE

Dwight is just inexplicably in the background of every video ala Chris Morocco

Annika : holy shit yes. I think in my chef AU I made him the position in the kitchen that puts finishing touches on dishes (detail work, more salt, etc) and I love this

Someone photoshop a salt bae dwight meme

Roadkill Lizard : that's EXACTLY what I was thinking (bonus points bc some people complain he adds too much salt to dishes at the last minute)

you said Blaine and Shane with different cooking energies, may I submit to you it being like Jenna and Julien trying to cook together

Director Ham : Y E S

I'm imagining Shane being brought on as a guest for Blaine's little series and then the audience loves him so he becomes a regular

aries kitchen

I want to see Blaine and Shane cooking dinuguan lmao

basically blood stew

JOGAN💜⭐ : this would lead to Shane probably playing with his food aka blood which is Very Funny

Blaine and Shane are also Bisaya (if we're going by how Darren's mom is Bisaya) so Marlene probably fed them malunggay soup all the time

JOGAN💜⭐ : I want Marlene in on the finale of the mini series and then her correcting them even though they are professional chefs lmao

they can't argue with their own mother 😂