[One Piece] I'd forgotten how Zoro and Tashigi's first meeting goes down. Bless these completely absurd sword nerds.

Zoro, trailing along after Tashigi: Where are we going again?
Tashigi: You broke my glasses.
Zoro: I told you I'll pay you back. ...somehow.
Tashigi: You don't look as though you have any money.
Zoro, who is perpetually flat broke and always will be: I don't have money, but -

Tashigi: Those wrinkles between your eyes. The lines of strain on your brow. The general air of someone who hasn't eaten properly for several days.

Zoro: /meep

Tashigi: Do you have a sick mother? Did your wife run out on you and leave you with five small babies to nurse???

Zoro: Ah - That is -

Tashigi: I don't need details. You needn't unburden yourself to me. Just come.

Nami, off in the distance: /is experiencing a frisson of jealousy and doesn't know why

hahahahaha

THIS IS HIS LIFE AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY.

Tashigi is so idealistic and passionate and does not have a single solitary ounce of common sense