LiberBEARian
LiberBEARian
A+ wardening bro
Mouth Powers
what a great thread, and also, poor hux
LiberBEARian
He's so upset. I'm loving it but he's losing his mind a bit
LiberBEARian
So much for keeping his temper????
Mouth Powers
I mean he comported himself well under the deeply infuriating circumstances
LiberBEARian
He's gonna go cool off, sleep it off and regroup in the morning. .-. jedao.
Mouth Powers
Jedao like
Mouth Powers
no come back, I have a sassy line about how apparently the chancellor is a fucking wizard, followed by assassin nerdery
Mouth Powers
Jedao: I'm not going to lie
Mouth Powers
Hux: great!
Mouth Powers
Hux, later: please stop saying the things you think out loud
LiberBEARian
fffff
Mouth Powers
someday when he's being a butt he's just gonna like
Mouth Powers
spray paint a jellyfish on Hux's door
LiberBEARian
He's so angry about that.
LiberBEARian
like how dare you sir
Mouth Powers
daring is one of his strengths :>
LiberBEARian
he doesn't know what a jellyfish is so the insult kind of skipped him by but when he finds out he was being called spineless he's going to be very not happy
LiberBEARian
Legit I think he might have stopped caring about his own life way back. .-. ah well fun times
Mouth Powers
Jedao is exceedingly pissy about "you have no right to pull the army out of one half of a civil war"
Mouth Powers
IF THEY DIE WITHOUT SLAVES TO DEFEND THEM, THEN THEY DIE
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unrelated but i'm already laughing thinking about hux and hange interacting
Mouth Powers
...I mean he's actually going to be reasonably effective at mitigating a lot of things, but
LiberBEARian
He is raging a tiny bit because bruh that's hypocritical
LiberBEARian
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт : ffff I'm so sorry this is your first interaction with the ginger general. woof
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oh no it's completely fine!
LiberBEARian
droid armies don't care if they are firing at civilians or clones
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hange is kind of a chaos gremlin type when she's in good form and hux
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isn't
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it's gonna be good
Mouth Powers
there's just no way that Jedao reads that argument as anything but "the clones deserve to die more"
LiberBEARian
:< oh jedao angel
Mouth Powers
without the clones gone and palpatine dead the republic can 1) find some more civilians willing to volunteer 2) let the rim go 3) argue about it until Jedao deals with them
Mouth Powers
he has strong theories about which will happen
LiberBEARian
jedao have you considered maybe not inserting yourself into galaxy-wide politics
Mouth Powers
he literally has not
LiberBEARian
it seems a little dangerous with all these force users still running around
LiberBEARian
js
Mouth Powers
...well. there was the two-month furiously suicidal period before he met fives
Mouth Powers
but not since then
Mouth Powers
jedao is so hype to beat jedi at swords you don't even know
Jay
(Fives is a little concerned about his desire to play swords with hostile jetiise)
LiberBEARian
Hux would come pay to see that. I think he's also a little angry because he is a child soldier from the next war, and he helped raise a generation of child soldiers after him that he's now struggling to de-militarize. So he's looking at Jedao like he's going to radicalize the galaxy even faster with this move
Mouth Powers
he's actually pretty ??? good at politics when the secret wizard puppet master in question doesn't literally have his soul in a box
LiberBEARian
it took a lot to get him to say 'kill the head guy' and to have it thrown back in his face as an obvious move really hurt him.
Mouth Powers
and quite good at....both gently and harshly deconditioning people, the psychological ride he takes Cheris on, and the ride she takes other people on after eating his soulglass
LiberBEARian
Oh good go talk to stubborn rich Republic bureaucrats
Mouth Powers
is. a thing to behold
Jay
hell, he took Fives on a bit of a ride there too
Mouth Powers
HE DID
Mouth Powers
jedao is absolutely being an asshole but he is extra pissy about being repeatedly told he doesn't know what he's doing when 1) he absolutely did figure it out about palpatine in about five minutes of talking to fives, because he's a ridiculous genius, and 2) he's been researching nonstop for two years
Mouth Powers
of course, he's not going to demonstrate that he knows what he's doing
Mouth Powers
ever, because proving yourself is just a trick to get intel out of you!!!!!
LiberBEARian
Yeah Hux was doing some uncalled for things there but he still is deeply scared that he'll go back home to a fractured and dead universe
Mouth Powers
(jedao, honey, slow your heckin roll)
LiberBEARian
omggg
Mouth Powers
Jedao is also an arrogant judgy prick in the sense of "if you're underestimating me this badly, you aren't smart enough to help"
Mouth Powers
@_@ g u y
Mouth Powers
honestly coming to the barge where everyone he interacted with close up at all times was not filtered to be in the top 5% was like, an adjustment
Mouth Powers
totalitarian "meritocracy" yay???
Mouth Powers
one of like three things he misses
Mouth Powers
there's also this like, fabulous catch 22 of either Hux is not smart enough to help, so there's no reason to tell him anything, or Hux is smart enough to maybe be trouble if he tried to get in the way, so there's reason to not tell him anything
LiberBEARian
He's like
Mouth Powers
he can flip between scorn and paranoia like an acrobat!!!
LiberBEARian
THIS IS MY UNIVERSE
LiberBEARian
I AM LIVING IN IT
Mouth Powers
THAT'S WHY HE'D BE MOTIVATED TO INTERFERE
LiberBEARian
but hey thanks for the dig on the self-esteem, haven't had that in a while!
Mouth Powers
yw
LiberBEARian
He's trying to offer to help, goes about it completely the wrong way because 0 social skills and is now like "fuck it, what am I even supposed to do here? Gonna go talk to Dr. Goodsir about morality brb"
Mouth Powers
jedao really does need to learn that he should not/does not have to try to do everything himself, but Hux is like, the End Boss of that particular arc
LiberBEARian
poor jedao. .-.
Mouth Powers
asking for help is how you get your friends tortured to death probably
M. Gustave
Harry: at both of them tbh
Mouth Powers
the thing he actually should have done way back When Odd: called his fucking temp warden who had already given him a gun, and ask him to tell Odd to chill
Mouth Powers
but this did not occur to him even slightly
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qwz/RlG/gTeS4dvrLfEbx7STVxXHDK4VrTQ_lg.jpg did jedao make this
Mouth Powers
He 100% did
Mouth Powers
The entire jedao mood
Mouth Powers
If there’s a Hux and Harry thread, link me?
LiberBEARian
Oh! Yeah one sec
LiberBEARian
M. Gustave
I am so sorry for that essay that Harry just dropped.
LiberBEARian
don't be sorry, harry is wonderful
Ptriciadactyl
"what's a soul"
M. Gustave
That's going to make Harry bluescreen.
Jay
lol
LiberBEARian
Not "chaos theory" but souls
LiberBEARian
sorry harry even though there was a literal dark wizard, hux did not get religious education in military elementary school
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