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Kuai > Cao Pi - The Lin Kuei are no more


One Winged
that's because you're a terrible grandmaster

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but you're a better one than frost

Gemini
OH SNAP

One Winged
so there's that

Lauren
what was I saying about salty subzero the other day? oh right

One Winged
I don't know how i haven't been banned from her plurk yet

King of Games
Maybe you could be Grandmaster if you weren't a SHADOW DEATH DEMON.

Lauren
that seems fair

One Winged
ONE DAY HE'LL HAVE HIS OWN CLAN AND IT'LL BE BETTER THAN YOURS

Gemini
his own clan with blackjack and hookers?

One Winged
well he lives in the netherrealm and there are plenty of succubus down there so sure

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I don't think Kuai is going to reform the Lin Kuei after Sektor's reemergence. I think he's going to let it die with him

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I'm pretty sure 12 will be him alone in Arctika refusing to talk to anyone

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;;

One Winged
when he ultimately dies he can come join noob's new death clan

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... :|

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he's kind of been trying to die since the revenant thing.

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Kuai > Rosinante - pls don't die ever again?


Lauren
no promises my dude

Lauren
oh wait I completely forgot the timeline when I tagged this earlier huh

Lauren
welp ignore my snide commentary, for some reason I was just out of my mind

Lauren
he will not be dead after the exploration hopefully lmao

Lauren
I've had so many threads still on the TDM I forgot this was the log in the church where he'd just come back...

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oh okay good

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Kuai was gonna be like: I want to go on this expedition with you but you keep dying? So maybe we shouldn't?

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pls be okay

Lauren
YEAH definitely just me not being able to keep up with how many threads I have going on and like, keep them all straight in my head

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Kuai > Hanzo - don't ever die again


Jejune Thots
SOFT

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he is very soft

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delicate ice assassin

Jejune Thots
i would die for him gOD

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pls don't he would feel so bad

One Winged
no do

One Winged
make him feel bad

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My heart.

One Winged
you chose to accept my friendship


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He kinda feels bad all the time. He killed a lot of people.

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and then tried to kill himself. So...

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no one leave him alone for extended periods of time.

Jejune Thots
IM SCREAMING LET HIM BE HAPPY

One Winged
noob will never leave him alone don't worry

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he won't let kuai kill himself

One Winged
only he gets to murder him

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that's entirely why this exists.

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he's too nice, and NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO HIM.

Jejune Thots


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They're going on vacation. It will happen.

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That is MK12.

Jejune Thots
everyone gets a nice vacation and nothing terrible happens. i hate how invested i am in this One character from mk nlw akdkks

One Winged
ahahaha

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yeah no. It's gonna be Bi-Han stabbing him in the heart with his own knife and then Scorpion going full super Saiyan and burninating the entire country.

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Kabal > Klaus - okay he kinda.. likes this dude


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I like my version better.

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Kabal> Peter - look at how helpful he is!


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I mean MK12: Vacation time I would pay $1000 for

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so.. they should totally make it

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Kabal > Patch - aaaand right back to not helpful


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Kuai > Jin - he doesn't even have any lectures for you.


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Kuai > noob - someone needs to put them in a get along shirt


One Winged
look your evil undead brother is having a bit of mental crisis and is going to solve it by slicing you in half. because that how normal people do things right

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all this is doing is giving Kuai hope that Bi-Han is still in there.

One Winged
I mean.. sort of. he'll still stab kuai in the heart unless he somehow regains the ability to feel empathy but you know

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Kabal > Klaus they're bonding.


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Will killing Kuai make him feel any better?

One Winged
no

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Kabal > Patch - being HQ sucks.


One Winged
how terrible do you want me to make this tag back

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you can injure him if you want. Just don't actually slice him in half.

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unless you mean for my heart

One Winged
mean your heart

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it's already in pieces, so feel free to stomp on the bits

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though it's up to you how much you want Kuai hanging around trying to get his brother back

One Winged
why wouldnt I want your kuai hanging around

One Winged
I love your sub-zero

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<3

One Winged
it just depends on how much you want to be around my noob


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kabal > Cho - why would anyone do that...


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noob is great! Just Kuai is quietly hoping he can like.... talk him back into being human

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Pratt > Ben - his hero


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Pratt > Patch thats too much optimism


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Pratt > Niko care and feeding of pet deputies


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both threads he thinks he's gonna be tossed in a dumpster

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Kuai > Jin - everyone stop dying okay!!!


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kuai > Rosinante time to go on an adventure


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Kuai > Noob he was literally just crying bro.


One Winged
look we've been through this get literally cannot feel empathy

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I KNOW BUT KUAI DOESN'T

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he honestly thinks he can talk Noob back into being Bi-Han

One Winged
what's funny is half of this fight is miscommunication. because they are both stupid

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yup

One Winged
look kuai he thinks you did something clever

One Winged
you're still an absolute failure though

One Winged
but you get a quarter of a gold star for that move

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wow. if he saves them up maybe a whole star one day

One Winged
one day

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Kabal > Peter - fix the bar bot first!


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Kabal > Patch - he can be helpful. He just doesn't wanna


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Kabal > Cho - look he's.. kinda a dick


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Kuai > Ignis - he doesn't want to be complacent.


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Kuai > Noob - never gonna stop trying to fix you


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Kuai > Cao Pi - talking about different things yet saying the same stuff


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Kuai > Pikachu - someone get him a license!


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Kuai > Cao Pi - better they should live


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kabal > Peter one track mind


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Pratt > Patch - they're gonna make it worse


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Pratt > Diego - time to kick ass


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Kuai > Pikachu - sad pikachu alert.


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(kuai > Ignis) - he is suspicious


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er..??

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there we go

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kabal > peter



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Kabal > Peter - more food preferably


One Winged
oh my god

One Winged
the kabal and Peter threads keep getting better and better

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he is talking to an 11 year old.

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HE WANTS THE BAR BOT FIXED.

One Winged
kabal needs better priorities

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like what?

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name 2.

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Kabal > Peter - he's bored okay


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Kuai > Rosinante - gettin this adventure goin'


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Kuai > Jin - no jin.



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Kuai > Jo - yeah he's not in charge of that


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Kuai > Noob - yeah he's not buying that


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Kuai > Hanzo - he is using his words. Kinda


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Kuai > Rosinante - that's good right?


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Kuai > Ignis - he is suspicious


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Kabal > Klaus - he doesn't know either.


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Kuai > Noob - be a person for like 10 seconds pls


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Kuai > Ignis - sure looks like some fucked up revenant stuff


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Kabal > Jeff - space dibs


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Kabal > Jeff so the good shit basically


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Kabal > Cam - fuck that kumbayah bullshit


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Kuai Heatwave top level


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Kuai > Ignis - a TERRIBLE judge of character


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Pratt > Klaus - crocken eggs


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Pratt > Ben ABORT ABORT


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Pratt > Tinya - such optimism


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Kabal > peter - he's just so selfless


One Winged
kjhsfd he really wants that bar tender bot fixed

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HE WANTS IT SO BAD.

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he doesn't wanna pour his own drinks when he's drunk

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Kabal >Julie - you know.. the basics


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Kabal > Jeff - can't wait for those four whole dollars


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Kabal >Peter - why can't he just kick things better/


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Kabal > Cho - HE IS TRYING OKAY


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Kabal > Peter - boy he can make anyhting sound gross


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Pratt > Tinya -his own cheerleading squad


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Pratt > Patch -comminality?


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Pratt > Jo - no he won't be


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Pratt > Tinya - 100 years is a long ass time


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Pratt > Peter - AND MY SHOVEL


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Pratt > Patch - he got swiss cheesed


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Pratt > Ben - SCREAM


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Kuai > MK - yeah he's fucking with you now.


One Winged
wow Kuai look at you being cheeky

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Kuai > Noob - killing him won't be 100 degrees


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He has his moments

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Kuai > Ignis - he's fretting


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Kuai > Cao Pi - he believes in happily ever afters.... for other people


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Kuai > Noob - he tried tho


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Kuai > Rosinante - a new mystery emerges


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Kuai > Coraline - same hat


Jejune Thots
im glad theyre both Big Dumbasses

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Kuai > Coraline - he's a helper


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they really are. XD

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Kuai > Ignis - it hurts so bad


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Kuai > Cao Pi he hates the idea his death might have been in vain


One Winged
i'm going to refrain from making a mean comment in line with what Bi-Han might think

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yeah yeah he knows