simple dog
tmw you realize anyone who can see souls probably sees a soul in a sheriff woody doll laying around
simple dog
TREAD CAREFULLY WOODY THEYLL BE ONTO YOU
simple dog
I’m gonna methodically have him help people without ever directly talking to them or having them see him it’ll be fun
blueraven
Kaede can feel vibrations through her vectors if something moves within two meters of her (thanks telepathic whiskers) so she'll be like if she sees a doll lying around that was definitely not moving before
blueraven
probably literally because while Deerington hasn't done the creepy doll thing to her personally She's Prepared
simple dog
“WHAT EVIL HELLSPAWN DROPPED THIS DOLL oh Andy ok”
simple dog
SHAKES HIM TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
blueraven
lmao
blueraven
Crosses the street the first time she sees the doll just to be safe
blueraven
"nah fuck that"
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
alex has definitely never seen a horror movie so once he's more adjusted to the concept of 'oh magic is a thing around here huh' he'd probably just view woody with a long look and "............. okay" and move on
simple dog
Everyone is just like ok but who is Andy and where is this child
simple dog
He is leaving his shit around town
blueraven
"where are his parents"
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
what if someone takes woody to the lost and found tho
simple dog
"i lost the doll you put in the lost and found"
simple dog
"what"
simple dog
"yeah no it's lost again"
moved.
omg
moved.
wanda would be able to sense it
simple dog
poor wanda
simple dog
is life not weird enough
simple dog
THROWS DOLL ACROSS TOWN WITH MIND
moved.
THIS IS ALL SHE NEEDS I GUESS
simple dog
aw she and woody would be the bestest pals tho
simple dog
moved.
wanda: [feels life resonating out of a doll]
wanda: https://66.media.tumblr.com/ec1661c9b0d83bd73aa7a972da5d8f9e/tumblr_pr1yfb4QSz1tkuq2lo4_250.gif
simple dog
the doll, blank and dead-eyed: sweatdrops
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
OA's gonna be wondering who's her next door neighbour and why she never sees them - but they seem to be leaving their toy around a lot.
simple dog
SO STRANGE
simple dog
This kid must love cowboy dolls
simple dog
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
GOTTA FIND THIS ANDY AND RETURN HIS DOLL TO HIM
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
or just takes him next door while she gardens, waiting on 'andy' to show up. makes polite conversation about how weird this place is.
blueraven
Kaede's dogs would probably be friendly towards him if they see him move, since they're both desensitized to Unexpectedly Moving Things because of Migi and also recognize Woody has thumbs and can open doors
blueraven
so if he bribes them with some opened fridges Woody would have a convenient method of transport
simple dog
Heck yes, I’m 💯 down for him to make buddies with EVERYONES PETS
simple dog
Apparently toys can interact with animals no problem, considering Andy’s dog understood him completely LMFAO
simple dog
tronja307020
Yeah, Aziraphale will be very amazed at this little soul-bearing child's toy! How did you acquire that?!? Oh, my word, you're so small and unprotected! The world is too large and dangerous for such a little soul!
simple dog
ITS OK PARTNER I SURVIVED A DUMP INCINERATOR
tronja307020
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER
sanda
it's ok Mary would just assume it's like her own doll...
chris 🧸
I wonder if Woody could be understood by Jeff the landshark
Lightning Bolt
Woody's new roundup squad
Lightning Bolt
everyone's pets acquire cowboy hats and bandanas
sanda
mary's doll is just there one moment, the next woody turns around to look again and it's suddenly wearing a cowboy hat that wasn't there before
simple dog
“WHY DO ALL THE ANIMALS HAVE COWBOY ATTIRE ON, EVEN JEFF”
simple dog
Mary’s doll is woody’s weird friend he can’t seem to uninvite anywhere
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