Jessie
[Greek lit] https://images.plurk.com/7j7pUrfBnFwG2pEKJqcBpV.jpg https://images.plurk.com/7rBLSg1w4rbhW81JgPAqdF.jpg
Advice about dick hygiene from Hesiod, (c) 700 BC
Jessie
IT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE OKAY
Jessie
even the ancient Greeks were like "WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU PEE, YOU NASTY NASTY MAN"
Jessie
IT'S RUDE TO FUCK AFTER A FUNERAL COULD YOU NOT????
THOT CRIMES
hell yeah
SKELEREN
DO NOT PEE IN THE WATER SOURCE OR WHERE PPL WALK
Jessie
SQUAT POLITELY BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK OK
ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
I lost it at the first bloody line. this is gold
☼ ᴠɪʟ
Void your vapors
☼ ᴠɪʟ
I enjoy this phrase
Jessie
LOL yeah it helps that the translation is from the 80s when they tried to make everything ancient sound really biblical in english
e(Liz)a
As a current member of the Bacchae I say have sex whenever you want and praise Dionysus
e(Liz)a
lmao
e(Liz)a
"don't flash your dick, man, no one wants to see that."
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