[tmi of the bathroom variety (not mine, but)] sometimes I hate people.

if you're going to take a crap, maybe don't put your used toilet paper in the garage next to the toilet. I didn't see what was in the bag until I was removing it and guess what got on my hand?

then in the other bathroom... someone got it all over the fucking seat.

ewwwwwww

NOOOO OH MY GOD 😱

WHY