Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
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Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
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Rose - Im in love with a 900 year old alien and who knows how old Jack is
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and flirting with Crowely who's 6000
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CChuuni
sensing a pattern with the sort of guys she likes
CChuuni
lmfao making out with Hawkeye who's 45
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gosh no pattern 
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dan torrance?
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soddersays | JULY 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME
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I have a Charlie McGee from Firestarter...
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
Crowley isn't flirting back, if that helps his case any. lmao
CChuuni
I don't think she's flirting with him lmfao
CChuuni
she kind of more just
CChuuni
veeeeeented at him
CChuuni
mind you Rose's idea of flirting is super bold so
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
XD Okay, that's true.
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
But she did offer to let him curl up in her shirt. Lmao! Which my friend's Crowley used to do to my Zira, but it was still pretty innocent.
CChuuni
oh yeah that's true!!!! lmfao it would be inherently less innocent with Rose but also not 100% because I don't think she mentally acknowledges Crowley as a sexual being tbfh.
CChuuni
like she legit
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would
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also
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take frozen puppies in the rain and put them in her shirt but I mean tbf puppies =/= demons who look like her alien boyfriend soooooooooooooo that's a thing
CChuuni
but yes I don't think she even realizes Crowley could be physically sexual if he wanted to yet????????
CChuuni
like she said 
it took her a long fucking time to realize the Doctor was not in fact asexual
it took her a long fucking time to realize the Doctor was not in fact asexual
CChuuni
lmao
CChuuni
not 100% sure though because she did keep thiking Grom and cyrus wolfsbane [comics and audio respectively] were being lewd even they were like "no you stupid human we're not even the same species" buuuuuuuuuuuut i think that was more whiiiiining because she had to work for them and didn't liiiiiiiike it
CChuuni
like Grom had tentacles so she called him handsy whenever he touched her which is a social thing I think more than she was like "ew they're hitting on me"
which is a social thing I think more than she was like "ew they're hitting on me"
CChuuni
and Cyrus was more a power-play thing imo wherein Rose is mentally way too wolf-pack lmfao
CChuuni
and she was like "the only way to be alpha is to be his mate and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that"
CChuuni
but yanno
CChuuni
caveat
CChuuni
because she 100% means it. she will hide Crowley in her shirt and kick the devil in his face, and let Crowley throw holy water on him because why the fuck not amirite
CChuuni
again; she doesn't consciously acknowledge at least that this would be flirting to anyone but her
CChuuni
also given how oblivious the Doctor plays can you blame her for thinking she had to be as obvious as with Jack? or even... as obvious AS jack who isn't even allowed to say hello because that's flirting
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
LMAO Poor Jack, though. XD
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
But yeah, so, I actually do play Crowley as mostly asexual. So that does work rather well. owo
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
Mostly due to how stressed it is in the book about the whole not having the gear for it unless they tried really hard to make it happen. And Crowley's just too chill for that shit.
⛧FʟᴀsʜBᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ
All his shippyness with Zira is emotional and metaphysical, but I could be biased for reasons not many are aware of. XD
CChuuni
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
CChuuni
not to the bias
CChuuni
to everything else XDDDD
CChuuni
i mean rose is pretty emotional-sexual buuuut
CChuuni
she's touchy
CChuuni
in a
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imma touch the dalek "rose no" Rose yes !!!!
CChuuni
way
CChuuni
which is in regards to not-actual-sexual anything
CChuuni
like I think she would have to be told that Ten hugs her because he can't bring himself to kiss her to realize that hugs are not just for "yay i said the word right !!! reward me !!!"