Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
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Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
Dan Torrance's TDM, Dan thinks Rose is too young for him
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Rose - Im in love with a 900 year old alien and who knows how old Jack is
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and flirting with Crowely who's 6000
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sensing a pattern with the sort of guys she likes
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lmfao making out with Hawkeye who's 45
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gosh no pattern 
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dan torrance?
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soddersays | JULY 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME
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I have a Charlie McGee from Firestarter...
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Crowley isn't flirting back, if that helps his case any. lmao
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I don't think she's flirting with him lmfao
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she kind of more just
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veeeeeented at him
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mind you Rose's idea of flirting is super bold so
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XD Okay, that's true.
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But she did offer to let him curl up in her shirt. Lmao! Which my friend's Crowley used to do to my Zira, but it was still pretty innocent.
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oh yeah that's true!!!! lmfao it would be inherently less innocent with Rose but also not 100% because I don't think she mentally acknowledges Crowley as a sexual being tbfh.
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like she legit
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would
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also
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take frozen puppies in the rain and put them in her shirt but I mean tbf puppies =/= demons who look like her alien boyfriend soooooooooooooo that's a thing
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but yes I don't think she even realizes Crowley could be physically sexual if he wanted to yet????????
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like she said 
it took her a long fucking time to realize the Doctor was not in fact asexual
it took her a long fucking time to realize the Doctor was not in fact asexual
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lmao
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not 100% sure though because she did keep thiking Grom and cyrus wolfsbane [comics and audio respectively] were being lewd even they were like "no you stupid human we're not even the same species" buuuuuuuuuuuut i think that was more whiiiiining because she had to work for them and didn't liiiiiiiike it
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like Grom had tentacles so she called him handsy whenever he touched her which is a social thing I think more than she was like "ew they're hitting on me"
which is a social thing I think more than she was like "ew they're hitting on me"
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and Cyrus was more a power-play thing imo wherein Rose is mentally way too wolf-pack lmfao
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and she was like "the only way to be alpha is to be his mate and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that"
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but yanno
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caveat
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because she 100% means it. she will hide Crowley in her shirt and kick the devil in his face, and let Crowley throw holy water on him because why the fuck not amirite
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again; she doesn't consciously acknowledge at least that this would be flirting to anyone but her
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also given how oblivious the Doctor plays can you blame her for thinking she had to be as obvious as with Jack? or even... as obvious AS jack who isn't even allowed to say hello because that's flirting
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LMAO Poor Jack, though. XD
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But yeah, so, I actually do play Crowley as mostly asexual. So that does work rather well. owo
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Mostly due to how stressed it is in the book about the whole not having the gear for it unless they tried really hard to make it happen. And Crowley's just too chill for that shit.
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All his shippyness with Zira is emotional and metaphysical, but I could be biased for reasons not many are aware of. XD
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
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not to the bias
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to everything else XDDDD
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i mean rose is pretty emotional-sexual buuuut
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she's touchy
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in a
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imma touch the dalek "rose no" Rose yes !!!!
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way
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which is in regards to not-actual-sexual anything
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like I think she would have to be told that Ten hugs her because he can't bring himself to kiss her to realize that hugs are not just for "yay i said the word right !!! reward me !!!"