Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:54 AM
[TRIP TO OLLIES + DOGE]
https://images.plurk.com/1WswieoI3n6D7Vauf4RZHa.jpg we look
https://images.plurk.com/1VvAfWjhD6YPCUb6rgu8Ud.jpg we smile
https://images.plurk.com/1DntiVwKOGfu1oekV688WJ.jpg she blep
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:54 AM
I went to Ollies.......
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:55 AM
I'm not sure that time flowed normally while there.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:55 AM
Because the interior of that store
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:55 AM
Spanned time and space in strange ways.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:56 AM
https://images.plurk.com/4UpCRgaOjHzpcqhugOrVyD.jpg Outside of store -- almost normal
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:57 AM
except for the sign next to the entrance that says
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:57 AM
"bankruptcy!"
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:00 AM
https://images.plurk.com/5RQVLP0JmjgFJWhOVBSILQ.jpg oh okay cool
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:01 AM
Big Ollie wants me to spend my negative tax refund at his totalitarian deals distibution center
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:02 AM
https://images.plurk.com/2qwTURW0W58zSLKqiBOhYq.jpg a book I didn't buy but should have because there's no way thus isn't hilarious
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:02 AM
I wanna be the biker quilter
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:03 AM
tag urself
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:03 AM
https://images.plurk.com/1moMle5g41757s0ACU1mHj.jpg a very specific sort of... "reference"
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:04 AM
https://images.plurk.com/1A1a0AJJ8cnLAqQ13PBwcO.jpg oh boy puns
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:05 AM
also: I looked and I could not find that they sold any mustache wax or other facial hair care products, so hashtag fail
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:07 AM
https://images.plurk.com/7vt0XOkilEFr6rLDJT8bFW.jpg haha, a little mild transphobia in the beauty aisle, it's funny because he's just the worst in drag
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:09 AM
https://images.plurk.com/3jGiJbX20y2XvNYXY4C0j7.jpg those dank 60s-era memes
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:09 AM
Please don't club me, Ollie. I promise to spend money on a Deals.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:10 AM
https://images.plurk.com/52Ky1ihFM8eQ4o1XwcqZTk.jpg THIS COW IS TOO HAPPY
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:10 AM
UDDERS DON'T GO THERE
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:11 AM
OLLIE, NO
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:12 AM
WHY IS THE COW'S NOSE AS WRINKLED AS OLLIE'S ANCIENT VISAGE
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:12 AM
https://images.plurk.com/4Yjl4QOTEJtD83yUBBj0TO.jpg RUGS. ORIENTAL RUGS.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:13 AM
https://images.plurk.com/1odKbK9bS8RxlegyTdRavX.jpg Jeff goldbloom noooooo......
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:15 AM
https://images.plurk.com/3eantyfj1zDQPPXIT7jb5s.jpg Forrest Gump..... The Cat in the Hat.... and...... THE HANGOVER
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:15 AM
https://images.plurk.com/1mjLNFKSFZN37KWESBzbWY.jpg ???
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:16 AM
https://images.plurk.com/3hj6xLimrVslTNuQSE4JG2.jpg that's a real bobble head
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:17 AM
Also, nice MACINTOSH LOGO CIRCA 1988 UP THERE, OLLIE.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:17 AM
Real ... relevant meme for the kids, that one
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:17 AM
and that was my trip
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:18 AM
I bought a pair of shorts for $7 and a bed sheet set for $10.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:18 AM
THE DEALS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE STORE wait why didn't they parody that
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:33 AM
vampire pumpkin where u at
vampire pumpkin
@brotaro
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:37 AM
they rolled me up in one of the rugs
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:38 AM
bankruptcy rug or Oriental?
vampire pumpkin
@brotaro
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:39 AM
ah, hmm... looks like Oriental
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:42 AM
no teethwords, though
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:43 AM
Could have more body horror
Curdy&Comfy
@PBmajesty
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:48 AM
hm. this is. a lot.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 2:50 AM
A LOT OF DEALS, YOU MEAN?
Teeff
@Teeff
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 9:34 AM
I love this plurk
xaris
@ecojak
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:22 PM
I went to Ollie's and all of the employees looked depressed and there were peeps and cup noodles from... last year
xaris
@ecojak
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:22 PM
iirc ours had a giant Ollie statue too
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:30 PM
well, the one I went to is a week old. I'm sure that if you gave this place two or three years it would turn sad real fast
xaris
@ecojak
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:32 PM
the peeps completely melted and rehardened into a big peep amalgamate
xaris
@ecojak
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:33 PM
it was actually kind of impressive
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 1:51 PM
that sounds like Dirt Cheap, an Alabama store that does the same thing
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