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I recommended some of you to a very kind, very smart, very cool lady who may try to friend you. TAKE IT! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
Shiloh x Debbi
New friends are always welcome in my little corner of plurk.
FREEarmStar🌟🎉
Ok...who is it?
Polly ji
And should we be offended if she doesn't?
kesseret
yah should we be offended if you did not recommend us?
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Not quite sure how a man would take it (thinking) Pics Please
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kesseret - BACK IN YOUR CAGE!
Kriz
Where’s mine then?!
Polly ji
Yeah, this is bullshit. Are we not good enough?
kesseret
lmao
dkronfeld
So... accept any and all friend requests on the off chance that one of them is this mystery person? (thinking)
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MacLooming - I hate you.
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I picked six random people and my wife, ya needy bastards!
dkronfeld
Just to be clear: You decided that a stochastic selection would be the best method of recommending friends to a, “... very kind, very smart, very cool lady...”
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Don't make me come up there!
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My friend button is hidden anyway. It would take a very special person to uncover it.
dkronfeld
Oatmeal Songs : Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?
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That's it! Nobody gets a friend now! Everybody thank Dave.
dkronfeld
bows slightly
Dakota 🐦‍⬛🪵
Geez Dave
dkronfeld
I’m a wretched excuse of a human being, but we have to play to our strengths
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May I touch your junk?
dkronfeld
If I had a dollar for every time I someone said that, you’d be out a lot of dollars.
Misha
blames Dave
Misha
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MacLooming - okay, I like you again.
Wen
Dave used stochastic in context, on Plurk. Dave stays.
GrumpasaurusRex
I never take things like a man. I take it like a woman. We can take a pounding.
kesseret
I see how it is, i didnt get a friend request. Im just the unwashed masses not cool enough for recommendation
kesseret
im dead over here
kesseret
MINCE MEAT
kesseret
USED UNDERWEARZ
FREEarmStar🌟🎉
Oatmeal Songs : hey who is this person you’re suggesting? I just a friend request from someone that appears to be a spambot. That better not be the one?!
🔹nkaru🔹
It's me. Silo has kindly taken an interest in my Plurk well-being. I am relatively harmless and fairly well-behaved.
Wen
then how did you end up on Silo's timeline, 🔹nkaru🔹 ?
FREEarmStar🌟🎉
🔹nkaru🔹 : well hello there! You’re most welcome here.
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🔹nkaru🔹 - THEY'RE ON TO YOU! RUN!
🔹nkaru🔹
Wen : From astonishment.
Wen
it is a bit like a train wreck
dkronfeld
Wen : Thank you! :-D
Misha
yes, all are welcome
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Fine! Everybody friend 🔹nkaru🔹 ! It's gonna be total anarchy. If she leaves Plurk, I'm going to randomly pick one of you to sacrifice to the god of my choice. No regerts 🔹nkaru🔹 ! Always remember, I hate each of you in your own special way. Viva la 🔹nkaru🔹 !
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Fuckers
kesseret
mince meat over here has offered a friend request. any friend of silos is a friend of mine. even if he likes me only for the frosting.
kesseret
also this thread was win.
🔹nkaru🔹
Gracious me
Polly ji
Now don't you feel lucky?
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Did I hear Sacrifice?!?
Can you make it hurt?
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Uhhhhh, I may have just ruined your life, 🔹nkaru🔹 . Sorry about that. Cookie?
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MacLooming - I was getting to you! Just waiting on my egg.
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She had six previously. Patience, Grasshopper.
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