duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 3:59 PM
Fun weird fictional reproductive question now: how much bird do you think a person needs to be before they start laying eggs
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 3:59 PM
like on a scale of
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:01 PM
Uncontrollable
@ultimaweapon
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:01 PM
Depends on how specific the parts are.
bruno bangnyfe
@gimmesympathy
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:01 PM
i think at least 75% bird
bruno bangnyfe
@gimmesympathy
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:01 PM
harpies would be a good example
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:01 PM
harry, no need to answer, i know your answer is probably "any and all", thank you for your service
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:04 PM
none bird go monotreme
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:04 PM
this does mean not having boobs and sweating milk but you can't have everything
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:05 PM
If we're trying to make it internally consistent, then I think
internals
are the important part, and torso the most important.
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:06 PM
The bird person where their limbs are bird but their torso looks entirely human? It stretches my credulity for them to be laying eggs
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:06 PM
below ribcage is probably all you really need.
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:06 PM
The person who looks like they're a humanoid bird? Go for it
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:06 PM
Yeah, exactly. Go for basically a bird centaur and I believe it
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:07 PM
Or a bird faun, or ... etc.
Azure ☪ Moon
@hylia
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:07 PM
It's less percentage for me and more an absence of mammal exclusive features like breasts. If the bird girl has breasts, she probably also has a vag and not a cloaca
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:07 PM
for some reason the phrase 'bird faun' delights me
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:09 PM
relatedly, i just remembered the kiwi exists
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:09 PM
ow?
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:09 PM
example one, definitely. example two... probably not
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:09 PM
example three, those are angels they can't reproduce
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:09 PM
That is an enormous egg to bird ratio, what even?
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:10 PM
Kiwis are a weird bird
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:10 PM
the angels were admittedly a joke
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:10 PM
lol yeah
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:10 PM
and yes kiwis are worrying lmao
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:12 PM
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:14 PM
she could probably an egg
r💀ll them b💀nes
@SwirlingFlight
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:16 PM
Yeah, these I could go "okay, sure, eggs
and
tits," and tell myself they're just especially bird-like mammals that, like platypuses, lay eggs
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 4:17 PM
how on earth did i forget about platypuses
jellefish ✿
@queeningsquare
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 7:22 PM
oh my god that kiwi picture will haunt me forever now
jellefish ✿
@queeningsquare
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 7:22 PM
how is that possible
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 8:00 PM
with kiwis? spite
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jun 21, 2019 8:54 PM
Echidna too, Australia is a strange place
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she could probably an egg