bonus: she kept driving in the opposite direction of all the indicators. And would shout things like "WHY IS THE NAVIGATION ALWAYS WRONG" so I tried to direct her and when she blew right past the exit I indicated she was like "I'm just following the app, man"
She opened our ride with "Just to give you a heads up I'm extra aggressive this morning. Someone cut me off and I almost parked my car to go and knock on her window."
About seven years.
"really? you should be able to move time by now. we have those vibes, you know?"