sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"Hey, have you ever moved time before?" This is gonna be a long Lyft ride.
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Shes a talker too
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"how long have you been in LA?"
About seven years.
"really? you should be able to move time by now. we have those vibes, you know?"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
headphones, man. always save my life in luft
SKELEREN
W h a t
Ainsley ☄
wow
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
bonus: she kept driving in the opposite direction of all the indicators. And would shout things like "WHY IS THE NAVIGATION ALWAYS WRONG" so I tried to direct her and when she blew right past the exit I indicated she was like "I'm just following the app, man"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
low rating
windows update
Is "move time" some sort of west coast thing or?
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
well I've been here seven years and this is the first time I've heard it
emperor zombie
...huh
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
She opened our ride with "Just to give you a heads up I'm extra aggressive this morning. Someone cut me off and I almost parked my car to go and knock on her window."
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Ainsley ☄
oh dear
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
uuuuuuhhhh
pancake
I'm so jealous right now
💀 BONE DADDY
I ... have lived on the west coast my whole life and never heard that phrase
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
please transcribe everything
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
it was just a lot of info about how folks used to be able to move time, but sometimes it would only happen if youd been in the same place for 10 years
windows update
Is she a time traveler
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I think she thinks she is
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
..........
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
I feel like she should not be driving for Lyft lmao
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I have given one 1 star rating and 1 three star rating in my life. This was my three.
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
I'm curious what the 1 star was
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
a guy who dropped me off at the wrong spot and offered to drive me the rest of the way "personally" then
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