STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
hella
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
!!!!!!!!!!
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guess who's now the favourite child
hella
the real motivation behind all these gifts
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
his one good child
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
the rest are raging assholes
hella
she doesn't even have to apologize for stabbing his boyfriend because she rewound it so he didn't remember
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
he wouldn't be mad at her anyway
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
sometimes he wants to stab peter too
hella
that's... totally fair
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STEVE IS A GOOD CHILD
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
is he
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
steve is ironically the one that ppl will probably be like
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
..........are u actually his dad
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
about
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look close your eyes and listen
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i watched a movie with ryan in it and I couldn't stop hearing steve so thanks
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
youre welcome
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
i just need someone to hear them talking
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
and be like tf
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
does this mean deadpool is mike's grandpa now
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
yes
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
... hey now
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
grandpa is such a harsh word
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
esp with peter parker lurking
Heimerjingle โ˜ƒ๏ธ
does this make Gwen Mike's great grandma
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nah, just gramps
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sob
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don't do that gwen, steve still wants to flirt with you a bit
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
yes
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
leave his mom alone steve
Heimerjingle โ˜ƒ๏ธ
lol
Heimerjingle โ˜ƒ๏ธ
this family tree is so tangled
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
convoluted found family trees are my favorite
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
hey kids that makes spidey all ur other dad isnt that great tho
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or in mikes case other grandpa
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;A; he just wants to make out with pretty girls and have sex and never think about the kinsey scale or weird family trees
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
and in... gwen's case her sil
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yeah mike, you can go talk to nice pappy with all your problems
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don't take your problems to weird pappy
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he'll make a weird reference to something that hasn't been invented yet and swear a lot
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
he's not going to go tell spider-man he's depressed
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fine. steve will take you
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
dont worry spider-man is depressed too
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
steve isn't depressed
hella
are you sure steve
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1. yes
2. he isn't emotionally aware enough for that
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
steve is a 100% mentally healthy red-blooded heterosexual male
hella
that all sounds very legit
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
3. he's going to eat billy hargrove as a monster and?? that's not the worst thing that has happened here
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
LOOK. SEXUALITY THINGS ARE GREAT FOR ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE HE LIKES AND RESPECTS YOU AND WON'T CALL YOU NAMES but he likes women and girls and vaginas and pretty eyelashes and suntans and long blonde hair and
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wait
hella
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
hey wade wants to eat peter too if u kno what i mean
hella
chloe would like to never hear those words ever
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
LMDSFHDSKLH
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
LOOK HE'S FINE
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
yeah even clara might step outside for that one
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AND DADS PLEASE GET A ROOM
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on the other side of town
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far far away
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
where is that gif
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
one sec
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
there are people here (no one we know) who need to live vicariously through their friends romantic relationships
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
https://66.media.tumblr.com/021feb442d8116cbdd6a1b7c475fa975/tumblr_inline_piaqmn3mk21trn0dm_540.gif fOUND IT YOURE WELCOME
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do you need a pair of binoculars
simple dog
wow i'm not having diarmuid give u something then
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
wow clara u think boy sex is bad and then u wanna live vicariously thru it make up ur mind
simple dog
his ONE GOOD CHILD MY A S S NO FATHER'S DAY GIFTS FOR YOU
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see diarmuid, the sons are the forgotten children. deadpool only cares about his girl
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
DIARMUID IS ALWAYS GETTING HURT
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
wade has two girls
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
and the other one is a lil shit too
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
her subconscious is like 35% porn, this is canon
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
WHEN DID SHE EVER WHAT GIZ
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so you're saying that wade is thanos, with two extremely troublesome daughters
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(thinking)
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
no chloe is an angel
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like gamora
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
shes only mildly stressed him out
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STOP TALKING ABOUT BOY SEX omg steve is stressed by this
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
SHE ALMOST TOLD HIM BOYS AREN'T AS GOOD AS GIRLS
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
IT COUNTS
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laksdjflaksdf RUDE
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
honestly laura hasn't really stressed him out either
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
BOYS AREN'T AS GOOD FOR GIRLS AS GIRLS ARE FOR GIRLS
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
does she need to pull out a chalkboard
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
SHE HAS NEVER MET WADE OR HIS TONGUE SHE HAS NO RIGHT
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
PETER MIGHT SKIN HIM
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
OR HE WOULD
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
......... HE STILL MIGHT HIS SKIN GROWS BACK
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
SOMEHOW THAT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD FIT IN WITH HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCES
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
i live for the day steve just sees wade's fighting style of get close enough to flirt with and murder whatever he's fighting
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
SKIN ME DADDY???? god i need bleach everywhere
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nO
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FIGHTING IS FOR THE LAST RESORT
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OR PROTECTING CHILDREN
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WADE WHY ARE YOU SO STRESS-INDUCING
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
everyone knows violence is the first option
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
or two
simple dog
um didn't laura get her neck ripped out and scare the shit out of wade once
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
o wait yeah
simple dog
and also cry on the feed after wade hurt her feelings
simple dog
thats 2 distressing moments
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
steve is fine he just needs to get laid and/or over his ex-gf
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
YEAH OKAY LAURA STRESSES HIM OUT TOO MUCH TOO
simple dog
wade i hate to say this
simple dog
but all kids stress their parents out
simple dog
im so sorry
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
not like this
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
not steve. steve is good
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
(nottalking)
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
the least stressful is steve and chloe
simple dog
isn't steve possessed by a sewer monster rn
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
WADE ISN'T AWARE
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laksdjfasdf
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
SO THAT DOESN'T COUNT
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no one tell dad
simple dog
see thats why diarmuid didn't tell wade about his arm!
simple dog
so you'll love him
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
one time diarmuid died and wade found out after
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he's gonna eat billy, he's such a good monster
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
and he almost had a stroke
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then someone's going to have to kill him
simple dog
diarmuid's been so good wade
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and this will all be less traumatising than the pride post
simple dog
he hasn't told you about anything lately
simple dog
C:
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
they're good, they won't stress you out at all
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
i can't believe he hasn't told him he's getting hurt
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
MIKE YOU ARE ALREADY ADOPTED GO HOME
simple dog
WHAT!!!!
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STEVE WILL GET YOU LIKE A LEGO KIT FROM THE STORE TO PLAY WITH
simple dog
YOU SAID HE STRESSES YOU OUT
simple dog
THEREFORE
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
wade already likes alex and mike!!!
simple dog
HE SHOULDN'T MENTION INJURIES!!!
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
NO THAT IS THE OPPOSITE
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^ that is good logic
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
OF WHAT DIARMUID SHOULD DO
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
steve is with you, diarmuid
simple dog
see
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
STEVE
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
GO TO THE CORNER
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other people shouldnt' do that
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
diarmuid u too !!!
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he can't go to the corner he has to go to work
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
also he's an adult!!!!! 18!!!!!
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
NO YOURE GROUNDED
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
CORNER GROUNDED
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HE HAS HIS OWN CHILDREN TO LOOK AFTER
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HAVE YOU SEEN MIKE'S HAIR
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incredibly in need of being shaved off completely
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
steve u could use a haircut too
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
you come near him with scissors and he will cut you
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
scissors haaaah
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
katanas
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PETER
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
STEVE IS BEING MISTREATED
simple dog
peter's coming, he'll take him away
simple dog
shhh shh
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
what
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
HE'S GIVING HIM A HAIRCUT
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
JUST A LIL OFF THE TOP
simple dog
lbh diarmuid really needs a haircut
simple dog
he's looking like one of those dogs
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
NO then it'll be even more of a mullet
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
GIVE YOUR GRANDCHILD A HAIRCUT
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
a concept: wade just herding all his children, grandchildren and niece to the barber
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
(nottalking)
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
steve's hair is a work of Art
simple dog
https://images.plurk.com/2yY2D2ZL9S9NrpYPUDvDmi.jpg diarmuid
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
yeah on the same level as that one piece of artwork that got thrown away by the cleaning lady
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
family barber time
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
okay so, wade you're on the same level of terrible parent as steve's actual father
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
herds everyone in and chains the door closed
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
w o w
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
wade doesn't even know what that means
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
but it strikes deep
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
next to his cockles
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don't take about your cockles in front of mike
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
*talk about
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
micycle is allowed to hear about cockles if he wants!!!
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he is an infant
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
when he can brush his own hair, then he can hear about cockles
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
wade doesn't think u know what a cockle is
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
which is why he's 100% sure you're not allowed to be an adult yet
hella
i regret catching up on this plurk
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
call back when ur 21
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
do u rly regret it tho
hella
also is wade still gonna call chloe an angel when he finds out she's the one who stabbed diarmuid and fucked up his arm or
hella
no not really
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
alex is over 21 and still doesn't know what a cockle is, it's okay
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
it's okay steve, we'll get through this together
simple dog
simple dog
are you happy now
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
gizmatico: thank
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
omg his children
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
his sweet angels
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
who have never done anything wrong in their entire lives
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
except steve
simple dog
peter walks up
simple dog
takes his deliveries
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
dont u dare
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
eat his chocolate
simple dog
goes to marathon documentaries
hella
i like to think chloe went to diarmuid and was like "hey let's become wade's favorites with minimal effort" before they planned their gift giving
simple dog
LMFAO
simple dog
diarmuid just like amen sis
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
HEY steve knows he has messed up in the past but he is working on it!!!
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
gonna be a better person
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
pshhhh like wade would judge someone for not being a spotless person
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
have u seen his other best friend
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
the one that isn't a shining beacon of hope and morality
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
he has not
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
is it the murder clown that's going around town
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
no he's hunting clowns tho
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
being a clown is an unaliveable offense
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
wow, guess half this town needs to die
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
rimshot
๐™œ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ โœจ
https://images.plurk.com/5dQBYUC0KHHEOZm6w9a3SD.jpg hey look at this pic of steve and mike i just found and am too lazy to show to you in my own plurk
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lasdkfjadslkf
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
wade how does mike get his child to stop swearing
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
kdlfhdsh
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
spraybottle half and half vinegar and water
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
just spray whenever he says the fuck word
STEPH 2.0๐Ÿ”ช
or tell him ur gonna hire deadpool to stab him if he doesn't stop
(๏ฝใƒป_ใƒป)ใƒŽ
I CAN DO NAMES
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